[LemonJam]

Okay so last night I had some of my mates around for drinks drinking games and usual banter. I have 2 bottles of brothers and I start to feel really ill. Usually my limit is around 6-7 bottles. I'm sat there thinking "****, I'm still sober, why does my stomach hurt so much?" I was also really really drowzy and eventually had to go to bed at 10:30 leaving my girlfriend in charge of the house. :S

Following bit not suitable for those who are squeemish or w/etf.
In the night, I was sick blood and mushroom burger :S

I THINK what it was is because I had a Mushroom burger before everyone arrived and it was a day out of date. Food poisoning? I dunno.

Someone help! I feel like ****!