[Fangz]

“I’ve got a petition of 57 names that I’m prepared to send to the Daily Express unless you promise in writing, to curb the extreme bad language and showing of gays on the television.”

Oh no! Not the GAYS!!!!! They're taking over the world, I tell ya, with their evil sinful ways!
Do you know, they actually prefer people of the same gender? Isn't that terrible? I know, I'll start a petition, I'm sure the bosses of C4 will listen to a bigoted crackpot like me.