[LemonJam]

Episode 2; Scene 1

[A clock is ticking in an expensive looking waiting room. A boy is twiddling his thumbs as he holds a large amount of white roses. He is also wearing all white.]

Nurse57: Mr Packer?

[The boy stands up. He is led to a room by the nurse. He enters a completley white room with white chairs, widescreen television and white bed, with Twilight Twitty lying in it, looking somewhat worse for wear. The boy sits beside her]

Greg: ...Emily?
Twilight: Don't call me that.
Greg: It's your brother... Greg.
Twilight: I don't care... what do you want?
Greg: I came to visit you. Y'know, like a good brother would.
Twilight: I swear Greg, don't put all this guilt on me, it's not my fault I'm successful and you're a nobody.
Greg: I'm a nobody?!

[Greg stands up]

Greg: When Mum and Dad passed away, who was the one that gave up school to get a job?

[Twilight stays silent and closes her eyes]

Greg: Who gave up their social life so they could pay for their sisters beauty products?
Twilight: I can pay for it myself now
Greg: But you couldn't at the time, Emily.
Twilight: It's Twilight.

[Greg shakes his head in disbelief. He puts the roses into a white vase and leaves abruptly]


Scene 2 - The park

[Shaun is sat in the park on a bench humming to herself picking petals off a daisy. She looks up to her left to see Greg walking down.]

Shaun: HAI
Greg: HAI, how's it going.
Shaun: I'm surviving. How's Twilight after her accident?
Greg: She's recovering. Being an absolute bitch though. Firstly, the fact I have to come in all white is bad enough.
Ross: You do look good in those skinnies though.

[Shaun and Greg look up to see Ross staring at Gregs crotch, licking his lips. Shaun gets up and pepper sprays his eyes]

Shaun: ME AND MY GURLS CAN STAND UP FOR OURSELVES, CAN'T HOLD US DOWN (wurkit)
Greg: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN

[Shaun does so]

Shaun: Yeh, I know she can be demanding, but she's still your sister.
Greg: I know, but no matter how hard I try to please her we just always end up arguing. She's so ungrateful for everything I've done.
Shaun: Hmm, I can understand you there.
Greg: How's getting L to calm down on the drugs?
Shaun: It's not going great. The fact she can convince me to join in doesn't help. Infact there's a beach party tonight that I didn't want to go to but...
Greg: Oh yeah, about that, do you mind if I tag along? I need to take my mind off things and speak to everyone again.
Shaun: But what about Twilight?
Greg: Emily will be fine. If anyone asks me about her I won't say a thing.
Shaun: Qt
Greg: IFKR

[They smile imanely and strut off together in sync to Kelly Rowlands "Work"]



Scene 3 - Marks house



[Mark is sat inside on the internet. He gets a message from a group conversation with Gary, Shaun, Greg, Rory and James.]


Gary says:
hey Mark, you goin to the beach party tonight?
Greg says:
Hey Shaun, could you download the Digital Dog remix of JLS's beat again please?
Shaun sent:
Play sound: GREGJLSWTF
Greg says:
LOL
James says:
-something irrelevant-
Rory says:
JAMES WHY THE **** AREN'T I IN YOUR STORY?!?!? tyra/
Mark says:
idk gary i was gonna visit twilight
James says:
You have a minor role Rory sad/
Greg says:
She's fine Mark, don't worry about her. Come tonight
Gary says:
who cares Mark, she ruined my party, come to the beach.
Jen has entered the conversation
Greg says:
Hi Jen!
James has left the coversation
Jen says:
:\
Mark says
It's not her fault that ****ing bus driver was a mess?

[Mark signs out and looks at his wall of posters]

Mark: I'll get to you, even if I use innocent people.



Scene 4 - Beach party

[Greg arrives at 9pm. A fire is going and various teenagers are drinking and dancing to Maximo Parks "Our Velocity" He walks down to Shaun who is holding a half full bottle of wine]

Shaun: Ohai Greg.
Greg: Hai, I bought rum.
Shaun: Fierce, it's good to see you out again, it's been too long.
Greg: I know, it'll be great to see everyone again.
Hugo: Greg!

[Hugo stumbles over, obviously one cocktail too many]

Hugo: How's Twilight doing? (HOTMESS)
Greg: Really Hugo? Is that all you want to talk to me about?

[Greg walks away]

Shaun: Nice one Summer.
Hugo: Summer?
Shaun: Last season. [Shaun eyes him and leaves abruptly]

[Greg walks towards Jen]

Greg: Jen!

[Jen turns around and is suprised at Gregs presence]

Jen: Greg! [They hug] How've you been? Long time no see.
Greg: I know! How is it after the breakup?
Jen: ...we haven't broken up?
Greg: Oh, I assumed.

[He points over to James who's playing acoustic to a group of girls. James then leans in and kisses Brona. Jen drops her appletini and struts over. She slaps him.]

Jen: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH EACH OTHER.

[Shaun stands up and gets his fan out walking towards the argument]

James: Well why don't you **** off with whoever you were thinking of over me.
Jen That wasn't in our relationship James! That was my previous one where I fell for you over Marcjswp!

[An awkward silence. thebeast farts really loud]

thebeast: Sorry, lawl.

[Jen walks away crying.]

Brona: Jen, wait! [she runs after her]
Recolypse: Guys, the ****'s just hit the fan, Twilight's here again!

[Everyone squeals in excitement]

Greg: ****ING WHAT?!?! tyra/
Billy: What's your problem, just because everyone wants her here and not you?! [He continues to make out with Ghettosuperstar, who has dressed up as Diana Vickers]
Greg: Ouch...

[Twilight steps out the limozine with Mark as they strut down the park leading to the beach, this time with the two admin following her. Meanwhile, back down at the beach.]

Jords: I hope she's alright, I heard she had surgery
Stephanie: She's been through everything, rehab didn't stop her.
Jack_: Exactly, she's still a national star.
Stephanie: umg Jack_ you only heard of her last night. I'm making a thread about this. All in lowercase.
Jack_: rofl
Stephanie: lol x
Recolypse: There she is!

[The crowds scream and barge towards her. The security step infront. Greg goes around and pulls Mark aside]

Greg: What the **** do you think you're doing?
Mark: She wanted to go out.
Twilight: Greg, what're you doing here, you're meant to be working?
Greg: That ****ing does it.

[Greg walks away. Mark and Twilight shrug to each other and take their mojito's off admin James.

[Greg is crying by the sea. He blows his nose into a tissue. He overhears Jen and Brona]

Brona: I didn't know, I swear!
Jen: I swear to God Brona, this isn't the first time you've tried to get with my man, you ****ing knew.
Dean: Hey

[Dean sits next to Greg, Greg hides any sign of him weeping]

Dean: I know how it feels to be underappreciated, don't worry.
Greg: Really?
Dean: Yeah, I mean LemonJam didn't even make me a main character in this. WHAT THE HELL LJ, I'M MORE INTERESTING THAN ****ING GREG.

[Greg cries further]

Dean: Oh, sorry. If it's any consolation, I think you're better than her.
Greg: Thanks Dean, you're a true friend, you know that?
Dean: I do what I can Greg (s0b)

[Shaun staggers over with a now empty bottle of wine and looks at Gregs tissue inbetween Gregs legs. His eyes widen.]

Shaun: WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?!

[An acoustic version of Nobody Knows by P!nk plays over as it goes over the beach]
[Rory is sat in the corner, bitching and whining that James didn't give him much in this episode either]
[Hugo staggers around and looks over to Twilight, who is talking to Gary, Shaun and Mark with the bodyguards behind them]
[Brona looks over at James, who is playing his guitar by the fire looking blankly at the floor while Damaris, Karl, Nate and MargeryFan laugh at Harry trying a bong for the first time.]
[Ross is still rolling in the park, clutching his eyes]
[Jen puts her feet into the water as her dress and hair blows in the wind. She looks over to the party with a tear down her cheek [/sfemo]]
[Greg and Dean are sat together staring at the sea. as the music fades out.]

Greg: ...the seas making my balls wet.

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