[Shasown]

Originally Posted by informer

I hate low class peasants, and esp low class chav trash like him

When you leave school you will meet a lot of low class peasants, we love being addressed as "peasant scum", "ignorant surfs" and "chav trash". It helps remind us of our place in life. It also makes us feel special that you took the time out of your very busy and important schedule to recognise our lowliness.

Feel free to call any of us whatever you like, we will love and respect you even more. Please also feel free to walk into public houses and spill our drinks for us.

Anyways I have taken up enough of your time I will let you get back to fagging for the boys of the upper school and debagging those wretched new boys.