[Dr.Gonzo]

I had a go on second life a couple of years ago and had a blast. Not because it's good, but because people take it so seriously. I walked into the welcome area and took all my clothes off... then I walked over to a crowd who were chatting and said, 'I want your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.' Anyway, after they told me to ***** off or be banned I went exploring with my mate who was dressed like a porno version of a stormtrooper. We had some fun and when he clicked on one of the sexual position balls, I clicked on the other and bummed him within an inch of his life.

The day after started to get really funny as relationships were starting to form and I was being invited to some pumping fake parties. On the way to one of these parties I found an area that had a lot of boxes, and in one of the boxes was a penis package - to customise your character. I strapped on this 2D photorealistic penis that was about as big as my actual character and went on my way... naked as usual. For those that aren't aware, in Second Life you fly from place to place. I did this a lot once I had my 2D penis because it flapped and looked like a propeller. I used to float just above people and slap them in the face with my giant member.

Ahh, good times.

arist, how big is your cock?