[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

u got it wrong < it goes like this

joe and stacey sitting in a tree,
k--i-s--s--i-n--g
first comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes jedward in there muliti millon pound carriage.
stacey nos a better offer and jumps in,
while joe is left rapping with no grin.
stacey is now a lady of leasure,
sitting on the jedward treasure.
joe is forgotton and dropped like a brick,
untill i went on x factor and got stacey tick.
now i am a rapper bigger then the king,
and all thats left to say is, stacey do you accecpt my ring ?

lovely..
yes, of course i will

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

see you at the church this sunday < its a 5 am service lol

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Joe444

see you at the church this sunday < its a 5 am service lol

And 5.02am arrest for trying to marry a 14 year old

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Joe444

see you at the church this sunday < its a 5 am service lol

see you there

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores is arrested for not haveing a sence of humour <

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Joe444

claymores is arrested for not haveing a sence of humour <

Where's my jailhouse rap this week?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores in the slammer,
for not going along with the joe grammer.
he's in with all the pedofiles and sex offenders,
while joe is at home relaxing and watching eastenders.
he's been done over and taken it where the sun dont shine,
he's getting used to it and dose not no more decline.
or day of release he punches a screw,
because claymores no's if he's out there's no more d??k to chew.
in where he belongs and with out this big brother message board,
but for your services to all prisoners gets you the best rent man award.

[Claymores]

LOL Joe - thanks

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Chewy

Joe and Stacey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a golden carraige

How could some people easily be able to rhyme.
The other day I tried to find two words for it, spent a long time and failed.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

How could some people easily be able to rhyme.
The other day I tried to find two words for it, spent a long time and failed.

It's a teeny culture thang

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by sooty

How could some people easily be able to rhyme.
The other day I tried to find two words for it, spent a long time and failed.

haha! i take a long time over poems!
They end up normally being a complete fail though
lol

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

haha! i take a long time over poems!
They end up normally being a complete fail though
lol

You should write one to your husband to be instead of marriage vows.........we're waiting

[sooty]

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Claymores

You should write one to your husband to be instead of marriage vows.........we're waiting

lol!
I wrote one about CBB7 in one of Joes threads!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

I'd have to give a fail on that rap!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

well ok if you say so lol

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Joe444

well ok if you say so lol

i laughed the claymores one - I was faling sooty effort of just a single smiley with no smilay rap :

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

haha! i take a long time over poems!
They end up normally being a complete fail though
lol

Stacey
We would love to see your poems sometime.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

Stacey
We would love to see your poems sometime.

Sooty - we want yours 1st

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Sooty - we want yours 1st

Claymores

Would you promise you would not aske me anothere one, then I will give you my first and last one.

Just I want to make sure, Claymores by any chance are you female?
Originally I thought you were male, may be because of your blue arrow picture.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

Claymores

Would you promise you would not aske me anothere one, then I will give you my first and last one.

Just I want to make sure, Claymores by any chance are you female?
Originally I thought you were male, may be because of your blue arrow picture.

I'm male sooty - just play with the kids for a laugh - go for it rhyming

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm male sooty - just play with the kids for a laugh - go for it rhyming

Do you know Claymores, it is so confusing.

I used to think Wombai was male and I only found out Smithy, my Corrie mate, was male.
Because of the Avatar picture, they confuse me.
I should not surprise if Arista was female actually.


Would you mind if I do rap instead of rhyming. I could not find words for rhyme.

Sooty the Rapper.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

Do you know Claymores, it is so confusing.

I used to think Wombai was male and I only found out Smithy, my Corrie mate, was male.
Because of the Avatar picture, they confuse me.
I should not surprise if Arista was female actually.


Would you mind if I do rap instead of rhyming. I could not find words for rhyme.

Sooty the Rapper.

soots - don't go by avatars or I'm Theodora from Chech Republic ths week as we chatted about visiting each other again Euro Championship Games

Smithy has a pretty girl on but not him. Arista is just a conundrum!

I await the rap!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

Do you know Claymores, it is so confusing.

I used to think Wombai was male and I only found out Smithy, my Corrie mate, was male.
Because of the Avatar picture, they confuse me.
I should not surprise if Arista was female actually.


Would you mind if I do rap instead of rhyming. I could not find words for rhyme.

Sooty the Rapper.

post a real one of you in avatar ssoty

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by sooty

Stacey
We would love to see your poems sometime.

lol!
I have actually posted a small one somewhere about CBB7 in one of Joes threads!