[Smithy]

We were soing a dragons den simulation thing in business today, whereas normak people were saying oh i'll give you £50,000 for 20% equity, one guy said ill give you £50,000 for 5% of a blowjob

[Z]

I walked with my friend to go see the flat that his parents had put an offer on; we were literally across the road from it when his dad phoned him to tell him that somebody else had got the flat. So we had to walk all the way back again, ahahahhaa.