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Originally Posted by WOMBAI

I was talking about other people, not myself. As a non-smoker, I don't like being around smokers - as that affects my health!

Only if they are smoking at the time.

However it has been scientifically proven time and time again that being in the company of fat people can be even more hazardous to your health. Take for example a common everyday occurence, an airplane crash on a desert island, the fat bastard is more likely to kill you while you sleep in order to eat you, than a smoker, who would sod off and use his noxious habit to reduce his appetite.

In the event of an earthquake sensible advice is to dive under a substantial table or desk and sit out the shock and after shocks. Not if some fatty has managed to wedge himself under there already, taking up all the space and resisting all efforts to drag his lard ass out. Whereas the skinny smoker knows not to spark up in the company of non smokers especially when local gas mains could be ruptured.