[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

a message for the ben from the the Joe



from my winner i am now starting to detest,

because his input is why me and the conservative party don't invest.

the attitude is as clear as a crystal,

taking everything and doing nothing, its robbery with no pistol.

big brother and politics, its like a prison rule,

ben disobeying this is what is my fuel.

you could have at least lied or played down your snobbery,

put some effort into your tasks instead of daylight robbery.

you will be sussed like labour did rid by great blair,

because conservative only breed ben's view which they share.

you will find life is not simple at all and is not on a plate,

and when you are busted for claiming, remember the joe's words mate.



(hello everyone on thisisbigbrother.com. my name is joe and i write naff poems on my views on big brother. i hope this all makes you chuckle and see what a true conserative ben is as he is one lazy guy, he was my fave to win not long ago untill i heard his views about life and his bone idleness in him)

[Jackie]

No he don't hes lazy.

[Frank E]

It's not a commune.

[eviled2010]

Nice poem Joe, I like it!

Ben is an indolent swine...need a size 9 up his ass.

[Speedster]

No he doesn't. That's what people find indearing about him. Apparently.

I think he's lazy and selfish and very lucky, Angel, last year, was accused of being lazy and people didn't like her for it, but Bens' got away with it so far.

[Angus]

Washing up he doesn't do,
that's left to the likes of me and you,
Tasks he'll win if they're to his taste,
or else his time he will not waste.

He opens his mouth and his foot goes in,
then he wonders why people think its a sin.
But though he does all of the above,
Ben is marmite, loathe or love!

You're entitled to your opinion Joe,
but the only reason I'm watching this show,
is the funniest guy in the house is Ben
and I really cannot remember when,
there was ever a housemate so funny and unique,
who makes the rest of them look so weak.


His thoughts and views you might not share,
but I really don't think he would care
So if some don't like him, well that's cool,
but for those of us who do, King Ben rules.


(sorry Joe, but I still love marmite!)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

angus < loverly peace < well said mate < let me reply lol >

if you are liking this lazy wast of space,
then your opions do disgrace.
he may be well spoken and clever upstairs,
but i dont like the the lack of enthuisaum and his stand up hairs.
i did give him a chance as like i said he was my one to win,
that was untill he started takeing away my grin.
yes clever people do understand and can appreciate the fine things that are luxury,
but slumbing it for ben will bring him no glory.
he will continue till they all turn and then he will be a a dart board,
ben will be a evicted and i will have a told you so award.


lol@ the joe

[Stacey.]

No. He doesn't get involved in anything basically unless he gets told to.

[LaLaLand]

Not at all.

& when they tell him about it he accuses them of bullying him.

[Zippy]

He contributes with his wit, intellect and general presence. He is lowering his standards being in that tacky house with such lowrent people.

Who gives a **** if he does tasks? I never hear anybody say they never liked past HMs coz they didnt do tasks! Not viewers problem. Entertainment is what we want and he is good value for money. Especially with this lacklustre bunch.

[Angus]

Joe, I do respect your view,
and if you dislike him that's not new,
but I'm proud to say it's Ben for me
cos the rest are boring, including the tree!

[Frank E]

Tasks Schmasks

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

agree to disagree angus but me and you are a click,
and even if we disagree we can still laugh and get a kick.
i am glad you like big ben and are behind him with suport,
because everyone needs a back up report.
the beauty of big brother is watching it unfold,
and when you do click about ben, me and you will no longer be cold.
i could be wrong and have to eat humble pie,
and for my forgiovness i no on you i can rely.
1 hour and 30 mins till its back on the the television,
me and you angus have common ground as we will be watching ch 4 vision.


lol @ joe < angus time will tell mate <

[Marzy]

What's with all the Ben ****! Has anyone seen Keeva wash up! The only tasks he failed were the TOT task, he has contributed to all the shopping tasks!. He's my favourite in the house!!

[Angus]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

agree to disagree angus but me and you are a click,
and even if we disagree we can still laugh and get a kick.
i am glad you like big ben and are behind him with suport,
because everyone needs a back up report.
the beauty of big brother is watching it unfold,
and when you do click about ben, me and you will no longer be cold.
i could be wrong and have to eat humble pie,
and for my forgiovness i no on you i can rely.
1 hour and 30 mins till its back on the the television,
me and you angus have common ground as we will be watching ch 4 vision.


lol @ joe < angus time will tell mate <

Definitely Joe

[Ammi]

Ben's no the worst in fact he's the best
He's everything you want from a BB house guest
He winds up the bores and keeps with the quips
Definately the funniest of all BB clips
Keep him in to the end so we dont become bored
Much rather watch Ben than be drunk on the Lord

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

rhino welcome to the club,
you can be mine and angus's little cub.
words of sence and even a little pun,
3 poets on this message board is going to be fun.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by rhino

Ben's no the worst in fact he's the best
He's everything you want from a BB house guest
He winds up the bores and keeps with the quips
Definately the funniest of all BB clips
Keep him in to the end so we dont become bored
Much rather watch Ben than be drunk on the Lord

Lol - I'm with you - if Ben goes BB will be over for me!

[eviled2010]

As useless as Scabby's hat,
The toff called Ben is sly as a cat.
Not once has he cleaned, not even a mat,
He is infact, a lazy twat.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

eviled2010 the joe is with you and on the same page,
the longer ben is in the more conserative rage.
out next friday if but first must go the feever,
so ugly is that thing called caiomhe.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by eviled2010

As useless as Scabby's hat,
The toff called Ben is sly as a cat.
Not once has he cleaned, not even a mat,
He is infact, a lazy twat.

Cleaning is boring, not what we want to see
Not washing or sweeping or brewing some tea
Is this BB or How Clean is your House?
We want personality not meek little mouse
I'l keep cheering Ben again and again
He is the King, the ten out of ten!

[Shiloh]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

eviled2010 the joe is with you and on the same page,
the longer ben is in the more conserative rage.
out next friday if but first must go the feever,
so ugly is that thing called caiomhe.

It's so funny to read that the word "feever"
actually rhymes with the name of Caiomhe!

..yeah I failed. But I found it funny. Feever, Caiomhe? They rhyme.

[eviled2010]

Originally Posted by rhino

Cleaning is boring, not what we want to see
Not washing or sweeping or brewing some tea
Is this BB or How Clean is your House?
We want personality not meek little mouse
I'l keep cheering Ben again and again
He is the King, the ten out of ten!

Dear Ben could clean,
And not be seen.
He could do it at his own leisure,
So as not to ruin your viewing pleasure.

[eviled2010]

Rightly named by the Tree of Temptation,
It's Quiff Head Ben I here do mention.
He likes to think he defies convention,
But his real forte is condescension.

[sooty]

Everybody, very good! Pro Ben or not.