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****** NOW YOUVE CLICKED THIS THREAD SO YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT - THIS INCLUDES SPOILERS FOR TONIGHTS SHOW**************


BIG BROTHER
Highlights from tonight's show, Wednesday 14 June, 9.00pm on Channel 4

" The State of Susie - housemates to pledge allegiance and obey the laws of Susie
" The search for a Poet Laureate - who will dazzle the leader with their poetry?
" Nocturnal movement - what is happening under the covers?


Day 27
9:45am
All the housemates are asleep. Music sounds to wake them up, and when the blinds are raised the housemates see that the house has been decorated as the State of Susie, with pictures and banners, and a Susie statue. Lea says "What the *******? Oh my *******ing God it's the State of Susie". The housemates all look at the decorations. "I'm going to *******ing love this task" says Grace.
The housemates go out in to the kitchen and living area to look at the pictures and Susie mugs . "Look how wrinkly her face looks!" says Grace.

Susie is called to the Diary Room and told that as leader of the State of Susie, she must wear her presidential uniform at all times. She goes out to the kitchen to prepare to make her first speech.

10:08am
The housemates are gathered in the garden for Susie's inaugural speech. "Local citizens, I am your leader, my reign begins today for the duration of the task. The Big Brother house will be known as the State of Susie and you are my obedient people.

Susie announces that if housemates break the state laws, they will only receive a basic shopping budget. "I will set an example to my people and must also follow these laws" says Susie. Whenever the housemates hear a fanfare they must pledge allegiance at the statue of Susie, and all chant together: "I pledge allegiance to the State of Susie, I promise to respect my leader, to obey her laws, and to be a loyal citizen. Long live Susie!

The housemates are also told they are only allowed to sing Susie's favourite songs: Living on a Prayer, Too Good to be True, and I Like the Way You Move. And they can only eat Susie's favourite foods: lobster, poached salmon and strawberries, plus bread and margarine.

Grace goes inside and says "for *******'s sake!"

11:06am
Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Nikki is singing a song which isn't one of Susie's favourites. The others all realise and tell her to stop singing. "*******ing hell, we are going to fail" says Aisleyne. The housemates are talking about not singing the incorrect songs, and Richard is watching Aisleyne put on her make-up. "The moment I wake up..." sings Richard, launching into Say A Little Prayer, before realising it's not an approved song. Pete then starts singing En Vogue's My Love (You're Never Gonna Get It), and the housemates realise they've again broken the rules.

11:32am
The housemates are in the kitchen, talking about the singing. Pete then starts singing Shut Up by the Black Eyed Peas, before again realising he's sung a non-regulation song.
Mikey is in the Diary Room, talking to Big Brother. "I'm gutted that Grace is up" he says. "If she went it would be a lot less fun". He says that Aisleyne and Richard seem really happy that Grace is up for eviction. "I can tell Aisleyne doesn't like Grace, maybe because Grace is better looking than her and she's more talented than her". He adds "Grace doesn't need to wear make up in order to look good and Aisleyne does."
He says he doesn't want Grace to be evicted, saying "If she goes I'll be gutted"

12:17pm
Most of the housemates are in the kitchen and living area. Pete and Glyn are in the garden hitting each other with the bean bags. Aisleyne and Richard are talking about how the house would change if Grace is evicted. Aisleyne says that she's noticed Mikey flirting with Imogen, adding "Mikey's not as genuine as people think". Richard says he too has noticed flirting between Mikey and Imogen.

A fanfare sounds and all the housemates run to gather at the statue of Susie to pledge allegiance.

1:49pm
Nikki is in bed. Glyn, Grace, Aisleyne and Imogen are in the garden. The fanfare plays, and the housemates do their best to remember the words of the pledge of allegiance. Nikki and Lisa go back to lie in bed. The fanfare sounds again, and they must again return to the statue of Susie to pledge allegiance. "For *******'s sake" says Nikki. The pair again return to bed, and yet again the fanfare sounds. Nikki screams in frustration and struggles to say the words to the pledge.
After they've again finished, Nikki runs out to the garden and shrieks loudly, hitting a beanbag.

2:43pm
The housemates have been gathered in the garden to recite their poems that they have written about their leader Susie.
Pete reads: "Susie's a posh bird, she doesn't like dog turds, she wears gold underwear and doesn't *******ing swear. Non-believers cower, underneath her breasts of power, so respect her upper class, or she'll come and kick your a***. Nobody must hate her, bow down to our dictator."
They all applaud and Susie says "you are so talented"

Glyn's poem is: "Susie was standing in the freezing cold, and then she got picked and smothered in gold. Her friendly smile cheers up every room, which is something I wanted as it used to be gloom. She's happy, graceful and very talkative, and I adore the fact she looks at the positive. I'm sure the housemates have had the best deal, because every night you've cooked a great meal. Susie Susie I'm glad you're here and when you leave we shall shed a tear"

They again all applaud. "I am feeling a bit choked" says Susie, trying not to cry.
Grace is up next with: "Susie the floozie walks around in gold lace, for some strange reason she has a problem with Grace, she loves her salmon and her strawberries which I'm happy to munch, but at the end of the day I won't have a hunch, because she does cook a rather cracking lunch"

Susie is asked to make one housemate the Poet Laureate. She gives the honour to Glyn for his "love poem".

3:07pm
Lisa and Imogen are at the Bridge To Nowhere. Mikey is hugging Grace in the kitchen. Aisleyne and Glyn are in the bedroom. Glyn starts singing "I've got the music in me...." which is the 11th rule break. Richard is in the Diary Room telling Big Brother how much he loves the task, particularly because it's "rubbing Nikki and Grace up the wrong way". "The look on their faces when they saw Susie's face everywhere, it was just brilliant! It's like you are just smacking them in their faces. They deserve it actually. They are all part of The Plastics aren't they, and I'm not really keen on The Plastics ... they are just getting worse and worse."

Richard says he'd prefer to see Nikki be evicted rather than Grace, as "she's an absolute little actress". "Out with The Plastics .. get them out. Bring in more men, that's what I say."

5:45pm
Grace is in the Diary Room. She says she is dreading Friday. "I really don't want to go" she says. She says she has become attached to Mikey, despite vowing to not get close to anyone in the house. "for ow I am just enjoying the time we have got together"

7:01pm
The housemates are gathered in the lounge watching a "propaganda" film about their leader Susie. They are then questioned about Susie's life based on what they have just seen. They must get 7 out of 10 questions correct. Lisa, Pete and Richard all get their questions incorrect, but the other 7 answer correctly.

7:33am
The housemates are talking about the video of Susie. Grace gets the housemates speculating, and declares her own conspiracy theory about Susie's entry in to the house. When talking about the Golden Ticket lottery, Aisleyne says that the number 3 ball fell out and she had to put it back in before she could pull out the winning ball.

8:48pm
Susie is in the Diary Room. When asked about the mood of the house, she says it has "definitely improved" from the day before which "prickly and uncomfortable". She said Lisa had been "prickly" the previous day, but has improved a bit, and that she understood that Nikki and Grace had a right to be angry with her. In regard to the nominations, Susie said that beside Grace and Nikki, no one had really shown much interest in it.

9:22pm
Aisleyne and Richard are in the bedroom. Aisleyne is concerned at how she has been bitching about people, and how she might be appearing to the outside world. She says her bitching about Imogen in particular is concerning her. Richard tells her that what they do is not "bitching" but that they are "observers".
"I don't think you have anything to worry about" he says.

10:09pm
The housemates are in the kitchen and living areas. Nikki and Pete are hugging, and talking about how they don't want to be booed when they leave the house. "I haven't done anything offensive" says Nikki.
Nikki tells Pete that she would have shared Susie's champagne with him but Grace had told her not to tell him in case everybody else found out. "I've upset too many people in the house, this is my second week up" says Nikki. "You haven't upset me" says Pete. Nikki says she's upset Richard, but Pete says he can't imagine she's upset anyone else. The two are hugging while Pete makes drumming noises.

11:03pm
Lea, Aisleyne and Susie are in the lounge. Most of the other housemates are in the living area, where Grace is leading them in an impromptu dance routine. Mikey, Glyn, Lisa, Imogen, Nikki and Grace all do their routine complete with "ending positions".
Pete is in the Diary Room. "I feel like I have eaten too much fish" he says, of their lobster and salmon diet. "It feels like Easter but instead of Easter eggs it's fish". He says he's getting tired of all the speculation about "what Big Brother's up to" and Susie being a "fix". He says Grace is the ring-leader of the speculation. He adds that Grace has been "walking around with a face like a slapped a***"

1:07pm
Richard and Nikki are in the lounge talking. Nikki says that while she's "always enjoyed your company" she felt Richard was winding her up with all the State of Susie talk.
Richard says "you and me are very different, but I don't hate you, I don't hate anyone in this house.
I have no reason to provoke you."

Nikki says she thinks that Susie's a very nice person. "Do you think you are a nice person?" asks Richard.
"You can be? You are?"

Nikki admits she can be stubborn and stroppy. "Yeah you are stroppy" says Richard. When Nikki says that she thinks she is nice, Richard says "Hiding her champagne wasn't very nice."


2:21pm
Mikey and Grace are in bed together, covered entirely by the duvet. Aisleyne senses movement from under Grace and Mikey's duvet and wakes up Pete to alert him to it. Aisleyne then wakes Lea and the three are staring at the moving duvet. Grace pops her head out of the covers, and realises they have an audience. They are only distracted when a naked Glyn runs to the bathroom with only a small towel covering his manhood.

[BB-Rocks]

Thanks

[texbex]

how did ya get tht plz

[blackgloves]

Press Email

[BB-Rocks]

Official site likely

[MarkWaldorf]

Cant wait for the show

Also, This is my 1000th post

[blackgloves]

Originally posted by BB-Rocks
Official site likely

Oi missy lol - i get Big Brother Press Emails

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[Deep2]

Grace and Mikey...both so ugly. YUCK>>>>>

[SiDHEaD]

Originally posted by Deep2
Grace and Mikey...both so ugly. YUCK>>>>>

lmao.. riiight..