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Originally Posted by Incensed

Brian:
Age: 32
Home: London
Job: Presenter
Starsign: Gemini
Status: Single

Chantelle:
Age: 27
Home: Essex
Job: Columnist and Retailer
Starsign: Leo
Status: Divorced

Michelle:
Age: 29
Home: London
Job: Reality TV Personality
Starsign: Aquarius
Status: Engaged

Nick:

Age: 42
Home: Kent
Job: Writer and Broadcaster
Starsign: Scorpio
Status: Married

Preston:
Age: 28
Home: Brighton
Job: Singer
Starsign: Capricorn
Status: Divorced

Ulrika:
Age: 43
Home: Buckinghamshire
Job: TV Presenter
Starsign: Leo
Status: Married

Victor:
Age: 29
Home: London
Job: Stockbroker (Currently not working)
Starsign: Capricorn
Status: Single

Lol, Chantelle is a columnist. WTF. I thought she was a model. Bet she couldn't spell her own name until helped. Jeez, how she has the audacity to call herself a writer. Staggering.

And what about Victor, STOCKBROKER (unemployed). Ha. That's another joke. I bet that guy doesn't even know his 12-times table.