[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the love of my life starts today 18-09-10

forget big brother or even the jungle,
i am going to lay you out on a green fungal.
at 12 * 6 foot its long and wide,
3.7 * 1.8 meters is real and like john Higgins no snide.
but 2010 brings changes, just like the current recession,
fast and furious and shorter with no boredom depression.
but how will this effect the game and players,
will they adapt or have to shred new layers.
i love it, the Joe is hooked,
the new fish will be examined and by me scrutinised and cooked.
welcome back BBC snooker, you i did miss,
BBC coverage and channel 301 on my digi box are pure snooker bliss.

(if there is one thing the Joe loves more then the soootster its the snooker but can i find anyone else on tibb message board that likes this game ? come to think of it can i find anyone anywhere that likes this game as much as me ? speak now or for ever hold it in.)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

stop posting in riddles!!!!

[Jessica.]

Dirty Vile Joe, please try to improve on your spelling, grammar and punctuation. It is not pleasant to read your "rhymes" when they are presented in such a disorganised manner.

[sooty]

Originally Posted by simonsays

stop posting in riddles!!!!

Never mind that.
You should change your signature first!

Joe, I think there are quite many people love snooker, so I should say yes, and choose No2.

[Omen]

No. Novelty wore off 25 years ago.

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Dirty Vile Joe, please try to improve on your spelling, grammar and punctuation. It is not pleasant to read your "rhymes" when they are presented in such a disorganised manner.

I remember you are a very good rhymer, Jessica.
But this is a Joe's own special style.
(I do not think any foreign language students will be learning English from his posts.)

[Claymores]

I'm so old I can remember watching Pot Black in b&w - I remember it being quite amusing trying to work out which colours the balls were.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Dirty Vile Joe, please try to improve on your spelling, grammar and punctuation. It is not pleasant to read your "rhymes" when they are presented in such a disorganised manner.

LOL Jessica - not in a good mood this fine evening?!

[Kerry]

Yes, especially the World Championships cos we host it

I've seen so many snooker players now My claim to fame is nearly getting run over by Willie Thorne and bumping right into Steve Davis and stupidly saying "Oh hello" to him

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

now the Joe would like to say sorry to anyone who is offended by my posts < as i say and i am not asahmed to admit it "the joe is so uneducated it makes a plank of wood look clever lol" i really surgest that anyone who is offended easily should not read my posts as 1. they never make any sence and 2. i can not spell so even if they did make sence they wouldnt lol.


ps clay < allot of people talk about that and that was meant to be a real great show but unfortuanletly i dont and can not remember it. i remember one with jim davidson was it called big break ?

[Kerry]

What was that famous snooker quote from many moons ago? "For those of you watching in black and white the pink is behind the green"

Makes me laugh so much

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

now the Joe would like to say sorry to anyone who is offended by my posts < as i say and i am not asahmed to admit it "the joe is so uneducated it makes a plank of wood look clever lol" i really surgest that anyone who is offended easily should not read my posts as 1. they never make any sence and 2. i can not spell so even if they did make sence they wouldnt lol.


ps clay < allot of people talk about that and that was meant to be a real great show but unfortuanletly i dont and can not remember it. i remember one with jim davidson was it called big break ?

It was Joe - the show with the irritating theme tune - "I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.........." It was doubly irritating as my ex used to randomly sing it - I think just to bug me!

Snooker in black & white was hilarious tho............trung to remember where the pink was as it looked just like the reds

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Jaye

Yes, especially the World Championships cos we host it

I've seen so many snooker players now My claim to fame is nearly getting run over by Willie Thorne and bumping right into Steve Davis and stupidly saying "Oh hello" to him

I'd forgotten it was your town Ms Steel Pants. Famous for something at least!

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'd forgotten it was your town Ms Steel Pants. Famous for something at least!

For plenty! Google my fine city and see

[Claymores]

I'll save that pleasure for another day Kerry if you don't mind. Some day when feeling really morbid and suicidal

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm so old I can remember watching Pot Black in b&w - I remember it being quite amusing trying to work out which colours the balls were.

Black and white, Really? That was very difficult.
Well at least you owned the TV.

When we were married (mid 70s) we could not afford to buy one. I remember we had to have TV rentalled. It always broke down.

I heard TV rental is popular in recent years as people can have modern one all the time.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'll save that pleasure for another day Kerry if you don't mind. Some day when feeling really morbid and suicidal

LOL ok

If you don't like the greenest city in Europe on the doorstep of the Peak District so be it

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

Black and white, Really? That was very difficult.
Well at least you owned the TV.

When we were married (mid 70s) we could not afford to buy one. I remember we had to have TV rentalled. It always broke down.

I heard TV rental is popular in recent years as people can have modern one all the time.

Radio Rentals (TV rentals really) was the big thing back then. I do remember when my parents changed from b&w to colour rented TV - it was like a whole new world!

TVs and computers are quite irritating right enough - buy one someday then it's out of date and/or cheaper the next!

[sooty]

Originally Posted by sooty

Black and white, Really? That was very difficult.
Well at least you owned the TV.

When we were married (mid 70s) we could not afford to buy one. I remember we had to have TV rentalled. It always broke down.

I heard TV rental is popular in recent years as people can have modern one all the time.

When I started to write the above post, Ian's was the last one.
By the time I finished and posted mine, I realised Joe and Jaye were here.

No wonder I will never make conversations in any Chat threads.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

When I started to write the above post, Ian's was the last one.
By the time I finished and posted mine, I realised Joe and Jaye were here.

No wonder I will never make conversations in any Chat threads.

You're a Muppet - but I better not post that pic again!

[Kerry]

You'd be welcome in chat threads Sooty

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Jaye

LOL ok

If you don't like the greenest city in Europe on the doorstep of the Peak District so be it

Not really a big thrill when you live close to both Edinburgh and the Highlands I'm afraid Kerster!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i am getting lost < the joes bed is calling lol night night all

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

i am getting lost < the joes bed is calling lol night night all

Cheers wee pal - see you soon I hope

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Not really a big thrill when you live close to both Edinburgh and the Highlands I'm afraid Kerster!

Fair enough