Forgot Password?
Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

Britain's Got Talent ITV's talent show.

ThisisBigBrother.com - UK TV Forums > TV & Music & Sport > Reality TV > Britain's Got Talent > So, what's YOUR talent?
Reply
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 04-06-2011, 10:55 PM #26
Tom4784 Tom4784 is offline
Banned
  
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 45,095
Tom4784 Tom4784 is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 45,095
Default
Sing and reduce everyone to tears with my angelic voice obviously.
































But seriously I've got no talent.
Tom4784 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:55 PM #27
Fetch The Bolt Cutters's Avatar
Fetch The Bolt Cutters Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline
-
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862


Fetch The Bolt Cutters Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline
-
Fetch The Bolt Cutters's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862


Default
deepthroat
Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:57 PM #28
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott View Post
deepthroat
Bit dangerous what if they buzz and you bit because of the shock
__________________
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:57 PM #29
michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ View Post
If, for some reason, you were told you HAD to perform something infront of an audience and judges, what would you do?
porn
michael21 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:58 PM #30
Kerry's Avatar
Kerry Kerry is offline
Honourary Super Moderator
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 34,751


Kerry Kerry is offline
Honourary Super Moderator
Kerry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 34,751


Default
I knew this thread would end up in filth
Kerry is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:58 PM #31
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
Yall so dirty.
__________________
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:58 PM #32
Vicky. Vicky. is offline
0_o
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 65,070


Vicky. Vicky. is offline
0_o
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 65,070


Default
Sing.

How boring

I could also hulahoop I guess.
Vicky. is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:58 PM #33
Fetch The Bolt Cutters's Avatar
Fetch The Bolt Cutters Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline
-
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862


Fetch The Bolt Cutters Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline
-
Fetch The Bolt Cutters's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 34,862


Default
the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done
Fetch The Bolt Cutters is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:59 PM #34
michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


Default
michael21 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 10:59 PM #35
Stu's Avatar
Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
Stu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by michael21 View Post
porn
Oh you randy old goat.
Stu is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:01 PM #36
michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu View Post
Oh you randy old goat.
eeemmm i am not old
michael21 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:01 PM #37
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. View Post
Sing.

How boring

I could also hulahoop I guess.
Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition?
__________________


Last edited by Jords; 04-06-2011 at 11:01 PM.
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:02 PM #38
Kerry's Avatar
Kerry Kerry is offline
Honourary Super Moderator
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 34,751


Kerry Kerry is offline
Honourary Super Moderator
Kerry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 34,751


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott View Post
the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done
I bet the Queen would love it


*make up your own jokes - it'll run and run*
Kerry is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:03 PM #39
Vicky. Vicky. is offline
0_o
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 65,070


Vicky. Vicky. is offline
0_o
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 65,070


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jords View Post
Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition?
No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen

/lazy
Vicky. is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:03 PM #40
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
__________________
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:04 PM #41
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. View Post
No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen

/lazy


I think you should Vicky!
__________________
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:04 PM #42
michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


Default
And i would show them my secret weapon
michael21 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:05 PM #43
Stu's Avatar
Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
  
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Stu Stu is offline
Altar Ego
Stu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Corcaigh, Éire.
Posts: 26,261


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by michael21 View Post
eeemmm i am not old
Get out of here.

You exhibit all the hallmarks of a person who has discovered their hormones for the first time.
Stu is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:05 PM #44
Doogle's Avatar
Doogle Doogle is offline
legend
  
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Japan
Posts: 14,505


Doogle Doogle is offline
legend
Doogle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Japan
Posts: 14,505


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jords View Post
Your talent is giving/receiving blowjobs?
Doogle is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:06 PM #45
Vicky. Vicky. is offline
0_o
  
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 65,070


Vicky. Vicky. is offline
0_o
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 65,070


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jords View Post
LMAO
Vicky. is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:06 PM #46
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doogle View Post
Your talent is giving/receiving blowjobs?
Im the lil gurl
__________________
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:07 PM #47
Kerry's Avatar
Kerry Kerry is offline
Honourary Super Moderator
  
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 34,751


Kerry Kerry is offline
Honourary Super Moderator
Kerry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 34,751


Default
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum
Kerry is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:08 PM #48
Jords's Avatar
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Jords Jords is offline
Focus
Jords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cambs/Lincs
Posts: 48,859

Favourites (more):
CBB21: Ann Widdecombe
DOI 2018: Kem Cetinay
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ View Post
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum


Kerry that actually made me LOL.
__________________
Jords is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-06-2011, 11:09 PM #49
michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
  
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


michael21 michael21 is offline
User banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In my big house
Posts: 13,901


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ View Post
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum
I think that might be pippa
michael21 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 05-06-2011, 12:35 AM #50
Visage's Avatar
Visage Visage is offline
R.I.P. Kerry
  
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Lost in time
Posts: 10,725
Visage Visage is offline
R.I.P. Kerry
Visage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Lost in time
Posts: 10,725
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Visage View Post
I would crawl on the fall and purr like a cat with a man in drag looking like Rula Lenska to stroke my head.
If I got through to the next stage I would do the Time Warp.
__________________
Visage is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
talent

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 08:26 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

Contact Us ThisisBigBrother.com
© 2023
no new posts