[Kate!]

Originally Posted by arista

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

Watch Vanessa Feltz in the Big Brother House on repeat, if that doesn't work you will have to wear loose trousers for the rest of your life.

[arista]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Watch Vanessa Feltz in the Big Brother House on repeat, if that doesn't work you will have to wear loose trousers for the rest of your life.

Thanks Dolly
that worked

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by arista

Thanks Dolly
that worked

I thought that would do the trick - Vanessa is enough to turn anyone off.

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by arista

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

Originally Posted by arista

Thanks Dolly
that worked

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I thought that would do the trick - Vanessa is enough to turn anyone off.

She's the reason I realised I liked boys, her or Josie Gibson, can't remember which

[Benjamin]

I have a dilemma, I hate both of you, what should I do?

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I have a dilemma, I hate both of you, what should I do?

Learn to love us, because we are staying put...

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by arista

Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down

I did not expect to be reading that from you!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Learn to love us, because we are staying put...

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I have a dilemma, I hate both of you, what should I do?

Stop telling lies Benjamin, you know you love us both really. If you continue with this your nose will grow very long and you will have trouble getting through doors and stuff, everyone will point and laugh at you in the street and your life will be ruined.

Besides, I thought you loved a bit of "Dicky"!!