[Cromwell1900]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Can you imagine what it will be like having a relationship with her on the outside.....
9.00am text from Faye...do you love me Aaron
9.03am text from Faye....do you love me more today than you did yesterday Aaron
9.06am text from Faye...how much do you love me Aaron
9.09am text from Faye...well that's not very much Aaron
9.12am text from Faye...why don't you text me anymore Aaron

................................oh dear Aaron..be very afraid poppet......

9.00am text from Faye...What are you thinking Aaron
9.03am text from Faye....I farted in bed last night Aaron please don't break up with me
9.06am text from Faye...My Mum is coming over Aaron.
9.09am text from Faye...Will you be hiding in the Bathroom or the Garage Aaron
9.12am text from Faye...Give me a break, i just want to get pis*ed Aaron