[exoticrosebud]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Unless you are male...no !! LOL

if you are...

Fraid I prefer food in my freezer and the smell of freshly laundered bedding as opposed to the aroma of fart, plus you'd make such a mess of my house, between your dripping blood everywhere, ruining all my tinfoil, putting sticky sweets under my pillow and leaving your shaved arse hairs all over my bathroom.

lol...sorry cant oblige there....we will just have to be JUST GOOD FRIENDS...with no benefits lol......

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by psychtracker

lol..wow..i stand corrected, we've leapfrogged into the 1800s!

Aye, fair does.

how about this then. A lot lighter to carry !!

Originally Posted by psychtracker

oh dear, i'm feeling a bit awkward on this thread now, might have to leave you two lovebirds alone..

You can have the thorns from the roses.... see, never let it be said that I'm don't consider all.

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

lol...sorry cant oblige there....we will just have to be JUST GOOD FRIENDS...with no benefits lol......

Friends with NO Benefits.... ROFL. !!

[psychtracker]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Aye, fair does.

how about this then. A lot lighter to carry !!

What's that? a speed gun?? is your dastardly plan to catch Ma Palmer speeding? lol

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by psychtracker

What's that? a speed gun?? is your dastardly plan to catch Ma Palmer speeding? lol

shame on you.

Taser....



I was thinking of these below, but then, old 'Elf an Safety' would take them off me.

[psychtracker]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

I was thinking of these below, but then, old 'Elf an Safety' would take them off me.

HAHA...back to the old classic of pre-Jesus days!

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by psychtracker

HAHA...back to the old classic of pre-Jesus days!

Leave Jesus out of this, he's done nowt wrong.

But we should bring back the stocks.......... they'd go well with my tomatoes.

In seriousness though: it is one thing I would actually hate to see - if some eejit took something like this (ie; the jokes about such things) - and actually did it.

But yep, Ma Palmer got what she deserved. She really did sound and look bitter and twisted.

When Aaron comes out, he should look at Faye, look at Jem then look at Ma Palmer - he has the progressive stages of Palmer women right in front of him - it'll give him an insight as to how Faye just might turn out!

[exoticrosebud]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

shame on you.

Taser....



I was thinking of these below, but then, old 'Elf an Safety' would take them off me.

those are not going in my drink either !!!! lol