[Kate!]

It's Bachelors Question Time.............

The Bachelor asked the following questions to Annalise, Suzy and Lia.

1 If you were to go on any reality tv show, which would it be, why, and how would you do? (Can be anything from Strictly/DOI, BB, X Factor, to I'm a Celeb.)

2 What would you do if the world was going to end in 24 hours?

3 If I came to your home and looked inside your fridge, what would I find?

Here are the ladies replies

Annalise Jackson

1. X Factor. I have a lot of talent and think I would win easily. I have a singing voice much like Leona Lewis but much, much better. (and I don't look like a horse)

2. Eat as much chocolate as possible.

3. Probably just some milk for tea. I buy just about all my food from take out.

Lia Tortellini

1 I would go on Big Brother to meet new people, let my personality blossom and have a 2/3 month holiday inside the UK's most famous house. Also because I'm curious to see what those beds are like.

I would probably avoid nomination because I'm not offensive or horrible to people, I'd imagine myself coming about 3rd in the final.

2 I would probably scream and run around in circles for 23 hours, then for the last hour realise how much time I wasted and start frantically doing some bizarre things I've never done before, such as riding a motorbike and dying my hair pink.

3 You'd find lots of avocados because I am rather fond of an avocado or two. You might also stumble upon some bread because I keep my bread in the fridge, and also lots of cheese. A variety of fruit and veg you might also find.

Suzy Layton

1 I think I'd do a show like Big Brother, I know it is a predictable answer, but I'd love to be in that sort of environment, going about my every day life, but where people can watch me, plus I wouldn't have to think of bills for a couple of months.

2 Well, I'd continue doing my every day rituals, ironing and cooking, as they are a major part of my life. I'd do the crossword in the paper as well, then I'd go and sky-dive, what have I got to lose at that point?

3 Cheese, Peanut Butter, Champaigne, Caviar.

I'm a high class girl, but I have "special treats" in the cupboards as well, that reminds me, I need to do a little bit of a shop in the week. HAHA.

[Kate!]

Over to you Bachelor

[Kate!]

I will be posting the next challenge sometime today, but I can't do it till the Bachelor has done the elimination.

Some info about it to whet your appetites ladies.....

You will be facing a bit of a grilling, and your answers need to be GOOD!
You will be meeting some people very dear to the Bachelor, and their opinions of you are very important to him, so it's all about creating the right impression on each of these people.

More details later, this is a tough challenge and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. Be afraid....

[Benjamin]

I have made me decision and the lady leaving the competition will be...

Spoiler:

Annalise Jackson - Your choice of dishes was not very impressive and a lady that lives off takeaway's is not exactly a healthy lady. I like to cook, but I would like to hope my lady would also be able to conjure up some amazing cuisine, yet with nothing in your cupboards, I cannot foresee this happening. I'm sorry to let you go, you seemed like a fun lady.

[Roy Mars III]

[Kate!]

So the Bachelor has made his decision and it's time to say goodbye to the lovely Annalise.

Roy You were such a good sport and I really enjoyed your time in the competition, your entries were great. Thanks for all your efforts

The next challenge shall be posted very soon......

[Kate!]

Amber! Fleur! Holly! Lia! Suzy! and Tamzin!

The next Challenge is a double Elimination.....and you need to create a really good impression.

Meet the Bachelor's friends and family....they have been dying to meet you all.

Daphne Turtle



Daphne is the Bachelor's mother, she is very family orientated and has high standards for the type of girl she'd like to see her son with. However, she does have hidden depths, once you get to know her, her true self comes out. She swears like a trooper, doesn't mind a bit of saucy banter and if you meet her expectations she'll treat you like one of the family, and one day you may be!!!

Gerard Turtle



Gerard is the Bachelor's brother, he's a gorgeous hunk of a man, quite rich and successful, he's not just a brother, he's a friend, and the Bachelor and him always discuss their women, although Gerard himself is now settled down with the lovely Darlene, and they listen to each others opinions, so impressing him is a must.

Darlene Turtle



Darlene is the Bachelor's sister-in-law. Married to Gerard, she's feisty, funny and straight talking. She's keen to put her opinion across over the Bachelor's choice of partner, as they will be doing lots of socialising together, and she'd like him to choose someone who she can bond with and have a good friendship. She won't be easy to win over.

Marco Montgomery Mills



Marco is the Bachelor's best friend, they have known each other all their lives. They went to school together, holidayed together, partied together, and are really close. Marco's a flirt and a ladies man, currently single. He's sexy and he knows it. You need to get on like a house on fire with this one ladies, if he doesn't dig you, he will be leading the Bachelor astray and into the arms of others. Don't be flirting with him though, him and the Bachelor have an unwritten rule, they don't share!

(These four people are played by Tibb regulars....I will reveal the names in a moment)

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[Kate!]

The Challenge is this:

Each of these four people have given me a list of 4 questions each for you ladies to answer (see below).

You must choose 3 out of 4 questions to answer from each of the four - Daphne, Gerard, Darlene and Marco. Bribes will not work on any of these people

PM me your responses by 5pm tomorrow evening please.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

1 What would be your perfect idea of a date with my son? Your answer must include my three favourite things - The Holy Mary, Mahatma Ghandi and the seeds of an oak tree (they make great insulation!)?

2 Do you believe in staying pure until after marriage and why?

3 If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organise a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchidren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

1) Where is your favourite part of the country that you live in, and why?

2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

3) It’s my brother’s birthday, and you plan to treat him to a day of awesomeness. What do you do?

4) Who would win a fight between a bear, and a chimpanzee with a knife?

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

1. How many previous partners have you had?

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

3. Have you ever been caught cheating on a previous partner?

4. When was the last time you told a lie?

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

2 Which celebrity would you most like to marry, and why?

3 Out of every animal in the world, which one would you compare yourself to the most?

4 As I am the Bachelor's closest friend, any partner of his would see a lot of me, how would you impress me, to get on my good side?

Over to you ladies

Edit: I can also now reveal that the roles of the four characters are played by the following cast, and they will be judging you when the task entries are all submitted.

Daphne Turtle: Lewis
Gerard Turtle: Jesus H. Christ
Darlene Turtle: GypsyGoth
Marco Montgomery Mills: Marc

[Kate!]

bump....

[Marc]

Marco

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Marc

Marco

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Roy Mars III

Oh Roy Annalise was great, and usually got one of my votes Ben doesn't know what he is missing You could have ended up as Mrs Turtle

[Glenn.]

Gashflap is gonna flap her way to the finish line with this. Then I'm gonna make her cheat on the Bachelor with me

[Kate!]

Step away from Amber, Glenn boy. There will be no gash flapping in your direction!

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Step away from Amber, Glenn boy. There will be no gash flapping in your direction!

I'm more of a Bachelor than Ben

[Benjamin]

Oh, hello oddball family!

[Kate!]

Do you like your family Benji?

[Shaun]

i heard some rumours that the bachelor himself was actually homosexual????

[Chuck]

Your choice of dishes was not very impressive and a lady that lives off takeaway's is not exactly a healthy lady.

[Brother Leon]

Where is the sexy sister?

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by King_Anton

Where is the sexy sister?

She's the sister in law, Darlene. I said sassy not sexy I thought your heart belonged to Lia anyway.....

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i heard some rumours that the bachelor himself was actually homosexual????

scurrilous gossip

- pays Shaun off to the sum of £50k -

(bloody hell, how do they find these things out, twill ruin the Hello Deal !)

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i heard some rumours that the bachelor himself was actually homosexual????

No, I just enjoy the odd bumming as a side hobby.

[Kate!]

I have received some entries for "Meet the Family" Challenge......

see below

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I have received some entries for "Meet the Family" Challenge......

see below

Below what?