[Kate!]

Amber Gashflap

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Comments on Fleur.

The girl is a proper slag. She bangs on about how she doesn't like men that are only after one thing, but it didn't stop her copping off with a barman when the girls went out together one night.
If the Bachelor was to choose this girl, he would have to watch his back because the girl is filth. She looks down her nose at everyone, and she outright bullied Diana de lan Bout to the point she couldn't cope with the pressure. She makes fun of me and brings up Gnome-gate every time she see fit. I think she's a horrible person.

Comments on Holly

I honestly don't know why she's here. She's actually a married woman. She's a lovely lady and I get on with her really well. We just click. But I'm here to win the Bachelors heart and he doesn't deserve to have it broken because Holly's not getting it at home. While I'm here, I'll be brutally honest. Her toenails are rank and her breath is rancid. I've nothing against the girl, I just don't think she's right for the Bachelor. She came out of the shower one morning and straightened her pubic hair. Something her husband must like her doing at home.


Comments on Suzy

She's in cahoots with Fleur, and both went behind the Bachelors back with the same barman. I mean, have they no dignity? If anything she's worse than Fleur with the bitchy insults and taking the mickey out of me with what my ex boyfriend did to me. She brought a Garden Gnome and placed it on my pillow for when I woke up. I heard her after and she said she hated me that much she was going to rape me with it so I would have a breakdown and make me withdraw from the competition.

I've heard her say on a number of occasions that she's only interested in the Magazine Deals that she thinks will follow. The girl is a tramp.


Why the Bachelor should choose me.

I think the Bachelor should pick me because I genuinely think we are made for each other. We both share a desire to travel and we have a taste for the finer things in life, whilst being grounded as well. We have so much in common. To music to ambitions. We are a match made in heaven. I know I can make him happy in more ways than he could possibly imagine. He is the perfect man and his heart is pure.[/