[LittleMissC]

Yep!! Lmao 'Hello, how can I help you?'
'Erm.. my gay dog is unable to sexually restrain himself.'
'You could you help him by download gay porn to release his frustration.'
'Yes, I've try that. The problem is, he keeps eating it.'
'This is a serious case. If this doesn't work, I'd advise him to try the Wine, Dine and Shine mobile image system featured in Cosmo.'
'Ok, I'll try that.' *Monty practises in the background*
'Thankyou for allowing us to assist you. For more advise on coming clean..'

Pmsl TPBM thought that was wierd, to say the least...