[waterhog]

acting in soaps - what can we do ?

i am going to start mild,
and build to a blatant assault,
people on forums have asked,
to highlight acting in soaps if they are not a whisky malt.
at the farm i start,
the new Rachels gang is not that atrocious,
great we have a lesbian story line,
but there acting is a little furious.
you are the best Emmerdale,
the other 2 are miles behind,
both Eastenders and the Street,
so badly need a contract rewind.
Derek is the pits,
gone is his credibility,
a east end notorious gangster,
at walford creche is just about his ability.
are the police any good,
or on the Street are they crime thirsty,
she should have been arrested for impersonating a actor,
the so fake and false Kirsty.
back to the square,
the Moon brothers are next for acting,
do you have a death wish walford,
i am a male but i am sure i am baby contracting.
over again to the street,
because someone needs a fall from a mountain,
OK he is a good looking pretty boy,
but he has got no acting ability Chris Fountain.
to the pub next,
my throat is dry and itchy,
i started of loving him,
but now i am so bored of Shane Richie.
a bit fiery now,
well when you go up,
Amber and Sophie are ludicrous,
are they meant to be lady's drinking from the fury cup.
onto mothers or those meant to be,
we have the best one in this century,
i am going to first introduce,
this is Amy and Roxy which is a poxy relationship entry.
staying in the square,
because there are more rats,
if ever i have seen a joker,
i point at Fatz.
to the Street and i quite like Carl,
but can not stomach Stella,
she might have to move east,
on the street she has no umbrella.
if anyone else has a problem,
you may copy and paste my complaint,
www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/ or dutyoffice@itv.com,
acceptable TV they both do not paint.

(the bbc website is how to complain about eastenders and yes by all means copy and paste my poem to them if you feel it is of poor standard. the duty office email is how you can complain to itv about corri - and yes by all means you can copy and paste my poem to them. i am sure if they get lots of complaints changes will happen and i am sure we can all look forward to getting our soaps back to how they used to be - interesting - funny- sad - gripping a bit of everything.)