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It's that thing you feel when things go right!

Things going right, Sorry you got me there ????

When you wake up in the morning, and the sun's shining:

Oh goody, sunburn and skin cancer

The postman only brings you that package you've been eagerly awaiting, instead of all those bills;

But I have had to leave for work before the post arrives, so have to make an appointment to collect it at a weekend

You find that you can get into that tee shirt again;

Only to find that it has been eaten away by ravenous moths

Newcastle beat Man U (?possibly, just a guess);

Just because I live in Newcastle, does not mean I support NUFC, I DON'T (NUFC vs Man U would prefer a goaless draw)

You find yourself smiling, or humming to yourself as you go about your business, for no particular reason.........................

And then a load of S*** is dumped on you

Every Silver lining has a cloud