[waterhog]

Ashleigh - is she sweet or sour ? 02.07.12

this poem is not about cooking,
because with out sweet then sour i am hooking.
it is also not about dinner dates,
because jealousy is on the plates.
its got to be about something tender,
but LukeS and Ashleigh would not mix if both in a blender.
should i add sugar and beat,
because Ashleigh is so far from sweet.
has the food decade Ashleighs teeth,
or is she rotten beneath.
there is nothing in Asheligh that i would bag,
Deana is so correct,its to get a deal with a mag.
put a end to this fake show romance,
we need a LukeS and Asheligh division in a instance.
do it big brother because it is sickening,
because if they are left together, the division is thickening.

(some how i don't think she is the next master chef - well unless jealousy becomes a popular dish. the question is - dose Ashleigh leave you cooking ?)

[Marcus.]

Her face when he hadcto cook for Lauren

[AshesonMars]

Your 'poetry' isn't worth a GCSE grade C in English. I don't think you actually 'get' what poetry is. I'm sure you're the same bloke who used to post that tripe on Digital Spy and the BB website.

You've been using the same formula for years. Shake it up a bit.

[Ammi]

..another great poem from Joe...don't ya know

[waterhog]

ammi i will do you one one day.