[Marcus.]

i thought i do this i do one sentence then you lot carry on

I day i was walking down the street untill

[LemonJam]

i got butt****ed by david dickinson

[Mystic Mock]

I hit that car.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

i got butt****ed by david dickinson

who quietly whispered in my ear

[armand.kay]

Because of this I now have a fear of ice creams.
Edit: didn't see the post above -_-.

[Mystic Mock]

But we all scream for Ice Cream.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

That he will kill me.

thwn i ran as fast i can but i was stop by

[Mystic Mock]

An attractive woman.

[Jake.]

She went on to suck my...

[Mystic Mock]

Penis.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

Penis.

then i found out it was becky doing it

[Jake.]

so i died of a heart attack and so did she

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by JH95

so i died of a heart attack and so did she

next thing i know i woke up in hosiptal

[Jake.]

but i didnt because i died

[Jayson]

and shot a guy in the dick

[Mystic Mock]

And then The Police came chasing after me.

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by JH95

but i didnt because i died

well that was an shot story here another

i was walking inside the house big brother was i was walking down stairs

[thesheriff443]

with ther truncheons in their hands

[Mystic Mock]

Singing Somebody Save Me by Remy Zero.

[Jayson]

whilst shooting a guy in the dick

[Adele Wigglesworthit]

Waynes passed out now I better log off.

Speak soon peeps

[Mystic Mock]

And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.

waynes world excelent

[Jayson]

but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick

[thesheriff443]

with a blow dart filled with