[Kaz]

“Enough about you two - you’re obsessed with each other - let’s talk about me now” Naz butted in.

“I’ve learned that the best way to become famous is to turn up to as many celebrity bashes as possible, wearing as little as possible, and hang around with my best pals - Brian of course, and Lady Victoria Hervey. Did you all see me at the Mobo awards, the Pantene awards ….”

“Who are you kidding Naz” chuckled Bubble - “my tongue’s more famous than you are.”

“Ok, enough you two” said Dean sternly, “let’s stop the bickering and get back to the discussion topic. “I have learned that Heat magazine isn’t beneath me after all, especially after all the lovely pics they took at my wedding. Oh, and I forgot to thank you, Brian for the Destiny’s Child CD collection you gave us for a wedding present - I love them.”

“I just knew you’d like them” beamed Brian. “Oh, this discussion topic is totally evil - I’m getting fed up of it now - what else can we do?”

“I’ve got a wicked idea, mate” said Paul - “why don’t we go and try out the swimming pool at the bottom of the garden - that would be totally pooltastic, wouldn’t it H?” “Oh god yeah, Paul - that sounds lush” squealed Helen as she rushed off to change into her cossie.

“Right then, the pool it is” said Brian. “Come on everyone, last one in has to clean out the chickens ………………”