[Mervi]

Originally posted by Romantic old bird
Are this lot getting showered in their clothes then?

Yes, and apparently peeing in their clothes, too! What is that peeing in the shower -thing?!! Are they crazy? And Jonny says: twice actually. My God. I'm shocked.

It was really funny when Alex ran to and fro nagging to the people lying in the garden. Allison really should keep her clothes on. She is a bearded whale! I'm sorry, but I think fat people are lazy. Except if they have an illness which causes swallowing.

Keep Alex in! He's a lot of fun. Who's going to nag if he goes? And who's going to clean? They will drown in dirt!

My favourite quote by far: I'm beginning to piss myself off!