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Originally Posted by Nathan
First question: Are you doing anything fascinating today?
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Bathing my dog. I'm using a new type of dog shampoo.
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Originally Posted by Black Dagger
Olly Murs states in his smash hit song Busy.. he is 'getting busy, doing nothing'
Surely this is a contradiction?
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Yes it is.
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth
Would your name sound the same with just one "n" at the end?
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Yes.
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Originally Posted by Nathan
Do you think Black Dagger likes swimming?
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I think he prefers to loiter around the men's changing room.
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Originally Posted by Nathan
Why do I always think you're Scottish?
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I have no idea. I'm neither pale nor ginger.
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth
How many coins are in my coin jar?
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365
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Originally Posted by Nathan
What would you do if I spilt red wax on your expensive carpet?
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I'd spill red wax on your face.
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Originally Posted by Nathan
What is your dream job?
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Commercial Jet Pilot