[Romantic Old Bird]

I won't trouble myself to copy this out, because this is a nasty little article, lifted mostly verbatim from the recent innacurate Daily Star features. Hardly surprising, as they are all closely related, journalistically speaking.

It has nothing positive to say about anyone except Brian, whom it says was 'by far the most likeable house member' and gives him a 5 star rating.

It says Helen has had reasonable success, mentions lots of figures about the dosh she has allegedly earned and gives her a 4 star rating.

2 stars are awarded to Paul, whom it says would we would never have heard from again if he wasn't with Helen. There are other mean spirited little comments about his (drying up fast) personal appearances and it totally overlooks his Virgin FM, Exclusive and Night Fever stints.

Bubble is mentioned as 'never having been bothered about fame' (mmm, if you say so Hot Stars), and he, Dean and Josh also get 2 stars. The others are only awarded 1 star.

It also has reviews of BB1 housemates, similarly uninspired. All photo's are stock BB

Hot Stars really is a miserable little publication isn't it? I'm surprised heat haven't sued.

ROB's tip: Don't waste your money!