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Memorandum:

To: Good Fairy
From: Life Changes Presentation consultant

I realise you still like to be out in the field, and I understand that the lap-top / magic compact has been invaluable with logging in to your e-mail account, but I think it might be in your best interest to visit the office.

There have been soundings from the Interdeity Cooperation Liaison Facilitator office about another "intermnible" awayday in light of the move to the new premises. One of the items for the Mortals Liason Groups is the abolishion of the post of "Good Fairy" and the transfer of any work, either to the Fate of Mortals team or even to an outside agency.

Meanwhile, we are being rushed off our feet as they have decided that we should be dealing with despondency and dispair as well as doom and gloom.

With the changes being mooted, none of us want to raise any objection. We have been promised more staff, perhaps you may want to transfer in when your section is abolished. I here the redundancy packages on offer are not that inspiring.