[waterhog]

sorry for judging you Lauren Harries 23.08.13

i am so over,
CBB started after torture,
and its like the power of a 4 wheel Rover,
a welcome delightful scorcher.
first to enter turn t me green,
Louie Spence got a reception that's glorious,
we all no him as the dancing Queen,
but i am sure his strength will make him notorious.
next was Lauren Harries biology,
big shame on me for judging,
very interested in watching this child prodigy,
money bet is already going on and no budging.
3rd in was Sophie Anderton conflict,
i did like her waddle,
i can associate with a addict,
but will it be the normal bore from a model.
all 3 got a treat,
no need to tremble,
ushered off to a luxury suite,
observing the house from a celebrity temple.
bad news was brewing,
its to create friction,
they have to pick someone for stewing,
straight away to face eviction.
house mate number 4 is under illusion,
they think first to enter is sweet,
god i love Bruce and Vicky conclusion,
better known as Lez and Janice from the street.
now house mate number five,
Courtney Stoddden is going to cause a riff,
it will be remarkable if her old man is still alive,
she might come out to see him first time stiff.
house mate number six,
its ABZ from the 5 band,
wasting millions will add to the mix,
i will try for the loss to understand.
number 7 is power,
Danielle Marr is a lady fox,
with her own business she will flower,
might need herself to have her own bot-ox.
number 8 was "saved by the bell",
Dustin Dimond gave a speech,
he told ABZ its going to be a crazy hell,
great child hood memories i have "Screech".
not excited by number nine,
unintelligent has no cure,
Charlotte Crosby will not shine,
its the "only way is essex" show "Geordie Sure".
Mario Falcone will like,
him and Charlotte are in there own bubble,
intelligence will suggest the bike,
keeping up will leave them in trouble.
number 11 is a loose lady,
Carol Mcgiffin will be out spoken,
will there be any Jacuzzi shady,
like Denise will she leave broken.
the last one to enter is a Don,
this man hates stupid-ness,
so looking forward to watching Big Ron,
i no he is not going to be spineless.
all gathered for a divide,
told to pick the most famous,
Bruce and Vicky obviously have pride,
self promoting is shameless.
a luxury bed to share,
in the house is a 3 way split,
this CBB is all about the care,
unlike the last one, this is a guaranteed hit.

( i am so sorry for judging Lauren - shame on me. anyone else feel the same ?)