[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

With the sauce? Tell me did you have the sauce?






I love the flavour as it mingles in with the taste of sweat dripping down the face into your mouth.


Pure bliss.

Of course I had the bloody sauce! What do you take me for?

[Marc]

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

[Z]

Originally Posted by Marc

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis?

Can you imagine how rancid that would taste

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by JH95

Of course I had the bloody sauce! What do you take me for?

I'm so glad, I didn't want to have to tell you to go to New Look first thing tomorrow and buy yourself a bra for failing to live up to your duty as a man!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Marc

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

I love irn bru and I love Haggis.


Get this idea sent to Pot Noodle now I'm serious!

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I'm so glad, I didn't want to have to tell you to go to New Look first thing tomorrow and buy yourself a bra for failing to live up to your duty as a man!

Don't worry my friend, there are a small number of us who live up to the challenge on a weekly basis

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by JH95

Don't worry my friend, there are a small number of us who live up to the challenge on a weekly basis

A weekly basis?


Sir you are a greater man than I. I doth my fork to thee......

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Marc

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

Depends where the haggis were bred

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

A weekly basis?


Sir you are a greater man than I. I doth my fork to thee......

[Jake.]

What is haggis?

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Josy

Depends where the haggis were bred

I was told that Haggis has two legs shorter on one side so that when it stands on a hill it stands straight.


Whenever I go see my family in Livingston my Grandad still tells me that as if I'm going to believe him....

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Josy

Depends where the haggis were bred

In the fields of gold.. Most of them had cancer though....:-/

[Z]

Originally Posted by JH95

What is haggis?

It's a bird

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Zee

It's a bird

Ah okay, I always thought it was a funny looking sheep or something

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Josy

Well in that case then you are disgusting Marc..

The only pot noodle that is acceptable is Chicken & Mushroom tbh

Agreed!

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by JH95

Ah okay, I always thought it was a funny looking sheep or something

[Ramsay]

you make me sick
eating pot noddles with a fork? what the hell is this nonsense

[Benjamin]

I ****ing hate Pot Noodles. Tramp food.

[Jake.]

did you just call me a tramp you dirty sket?

[Z]

Originally Posted by Ben

I ****ing hate Pot Noodles. Tramp food.

Preach it

[Lee.]

I hadn't eaten one for years until I had insane cravings for them when I was pregnant. I'm not sure if it was MSG I was craving, but they've taken that out of them now, and they're crap!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by JH95

did you just call me a tramp you dirty sket?

I've called you worse and shall continue to do so.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ben

I've called you worse and shall continue to do so.

Not sure when you've called me worse tbh although now I'm worried

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Never had a pot noodle, because I dont like noodles. But I judge all you dirty bastards who drink noodle water

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by JH95

Not sure when you've called me worse tbh although now I'm worried

I still think my Hello Kitty insult was my fave one to you.