[Marsh.]

The reviews.

I have one of these in each of my good rooms. I like it best at around 10 to 2 or 10 past 11. That's when the hands cover her eyes. When they don't she tells me to do bad things.

I'm giving this a low rating for one reason only.

I've looked long and hard, for many years now, for an A5 canvas clock of Pam St Clement, with the clock hands strategically placed atop her upper lip, thus acting as a comedy moustache.

Imagine my disappointment when - after finally finding this A5 canvas clock - I discover the clock hands were positioned awkwardly above her right nostril.

This will not do. And for that reason, I certainly won't be purchasing.

After purchasing this, time has taken on a whole new meaning in our house. As I type this, it is currently 5 past Pat's chin. Lovely.