[Kyle]

I am the wasp and your sat on my bench
There's 3 of you to pick from but I'll target the wench
Come here sweet girl and pass me your finger
And let me garnish it with my stinger

[Kyle]

This silly little child has just prodded our nest
And they have the audacity to call us a pest.
Me and my pals will make him shake with fear
Cos he doesn't know we have a second exit at the rear

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I am the wasp and your sat on my bench
There's 3 of you to pick from but I'll target the wench
Come here sweet girl and pass me your finger
And let me garnish it with my stinger

I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smudgie

I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

I dare not ask where

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I dare not ask where

You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smudgie

You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.

Ouch that sounds crazy lol. What a place to get you.

If a wasp ever stung me on my John Thomas I'd never go out In public again,