[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by smeagol

a woman can walk in any bar n come out with a guy if she really wanted too or pick some creep up online regardless of looks weight etc.
a guy on the other hand cant. so is bound to have a higher drive for something they cant really get on tap,
its the same its just women are more choosy as they can afford to be lol

preach my friend, nail on the head

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by Zee

A man could do that too. Having standards is only cock blocking yourself, regardless of what gender you are or genitalia you have.

if only that were true

[Z]

Originally Posted by Josy

Why would anyone masturbate at work?

I don't even think I want to know the answer to that actually

shove in time before you go home for the day

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

who would webcam sex in the library? lol

free internet in there , but they frown upon webcam sex as i found out lol

[Nemo123]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0731959/...nm_flmg_act_18

In this episode, Peter Gunn plays Sidney Snell.

There's a scene between David Jason and Susannah Doyle. They're walking up the stairs in their nick. Between them they diagnose a man on the basis of his having sex or not. Like sticking his penis in a woman would qualify him as an adult.

I really like Frost, or "A Touch Of Frost", but I think this summary condemnation, of a child trapped in childhood is wrong.

[Kyle]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on Smeagol's webcam channel

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on Smeagol's webcam channel

lol gonna have that song stuck in my head now

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smeagol

lol gonna have that song stuck in my head now

I apologise it's a terrible song. Could be worse, it could have been that Celine Dion song from the Titanic

[Nemo123]

smeagol and Simple Minds, what do you you get out of posting utter garbage?

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

smeagol and Simple Minds, what do you you get out of posting utter garbage?

Nothing until you posted that. Now I get excited baby

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Nothing until you posted that. Now I get excited baby

So you're excited. Are you just slow? I'm waiting for your excitement to respond to me.

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

smeagol and Simple Minds, what do you you get out of posting utter garbage?

which garbage is that precious?

[Nemo123]

I can eat up all the intelligence here, because there's barely an h'ors deuf!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

So you're excited. Are you just slow? I'm waiting for your excitement to respond to me.

Aye I'm slow.

Don't want to interrupt you trying to chat up girls on an Internet forum though so I'll leave you to work your magic

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by smeagol

which garbage is that precious?

I don't stick my hand in garbage, unless I'm looking for my keys or something.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

I don't stick my hand in garbage, unless I'm looking for my keys or something.

Or there's another clue in there for your latest conspiracy....

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Aye I'm slow.

Don't want to interrupt you trying to chat up girls on an Internet forum though so I'll leave you to work your magic

I see I have a fan.

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Or there's another clue in there for your latest conspiracy....

You've been paying attention to me. Why?

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

You've been paying attention to me. Why?

That's classified

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

I don't stick my hand in garbage, unless I'm looking for my keys or something.

very random lol
i stick my head in the garbage have a root around for tasty scraps. and the precioussss

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

That's classified

That's pointless!

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by smeagol

very random lol
i stick my head in the garbage have a root around for tasty scraps. and the precioussss

Haven't you got hands, with oppossible thumbs?

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

That's pointless!

I'll tell you what's pointless. A blunt pencil. Blooming nightmare it is.

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Nemo123

That's pointless!

No, this is pointless

[Nemo123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I'll tell you what's pointless. A blunt pencil. Blooming nightmare it is.

A pointless pencil is a project.