[Kyle]

Basically right, I was minding my own business drinking my special brew and throwing bricks at pigeons when Stacey the bitch went into my flat and pinched my giro. I was well cut up man I needed that for me bag of weed bruv.

[Verbal]

I ****ING HATE THIS PRICK!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOLE MY WEED, MY TV REMOTE CONTROL AND MY STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH

[Kyle]

Somebody get that man off my stage, and tell him to get a job.

[Verbal]

HERL JERZ I DERCERDERD TER CERM ERNT YER SHER TERDER TER PRERV TER MAH GERLFRERND THERT I DERD NERT CHERT WERTH THERT WHER CHERDERNER!!

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Verbal

HERL JERZ I DERCERDERD TER CERM ERNT YER SHER TERDER TER PRERV TER MAH GERLFRERND THERT I DERD NERT CHERT WERTH THERT WHER CHERDERNER!!

WUT

[Kyle]

um, I've just had word from my producer, when Kizzy did her lie detector test she admitted something to my lie detector expert. When asked if she had kissed the mod In question she not only admitted to doing it twice but also to kissing a second person in question....who incidentally ladies and gentlemen is here today to have his say. Coming this way is Mr Blobby





Blobby blobby [beep] blobby blobby Kizzy in the [beep] back of Noël Edmonds [beep] blobby blobby I've got crabs now blobby