[Vicky.]

Probably being kegged at like 15 year old infront of the whole school while not wearing knickers :/

Managed to laugh it off though, if I had let everyone know how embarassed i was it would have been 100x worse.


Also fell down a huge flight of stairs in a busy bar while wearing a skirt when I was drunk and about 17/18. Got stuck in a heap in a corner at the bottom and couldnt for the life of me get back up. Had to wait for my mates to stop laughing (which took much longer than it should have ) to help me up

[King Gizzard]

I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked

Not my fault

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by wannashag

getting caught choking the chicken by me mam's bloke when i was about 17, that's 1 that spring's to mind.

oh that would be

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Probably being kegged at like 15 year old infront of the whole school while not wearing knickers :/

Managed to laugh it off though, if I had let everyone know how embarassed i was it would have been 100x worse.


Also fell down a huge flight of stairs in a busy bar while wearing a skirt when I was drunk and about 17/18. Got stuck in a heap in a corner at the bottom and couldnt for the life of me get back up. Had to wait for my mates to stop laughing (which took much longer than it should have ) to help me up

both are really bad

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Nathan

I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked

Not my fault

i bet you've had a few memory wa*ks over that

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Nathan

I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked

Not my fault

oh dear

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by anniek76

Mine was so long ago now that I can laugh at it....

I was friends with the hottest boy in school and we were quite friendly but then I decided I fancied him and so determined to be "cool" one day when we were in the bus station, I was talking to him, I put my bag on the floor and leaned back on the glass window, so far...looking good....only to realise too late that there was no glass in the window and did a proper Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses, fell right through legs akimbo - jumped up and jumped onto the closest bus.....to the resounding shireks of laughter of EVERYONE in the bus station....I didn't go back to school for a week

the same thing happened to my neighbour at a party but she died :s

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Nathan

I said it before in another thread last week...but I was camping with school and going for a shower in a portacabin shower, it said it was vacant, so I opened it and my teacher (female, in her 30's or early 40's) was there having a shower and she screamed so loudddd and I saw her naked

Not my fault

Just sounds like a fantasy you had

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Salman!

the same thing happened to my neighbour at a party but she died :s

aww that bad

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by bigbrother12

how did you do that

I was drunk, and I think I did it by falling into a plant pot... haven't really got a clue tbh, I didn't even notice until the morning after. The worst feeling is usually licking around your mouth to find it all dry and smelly in the morning of a hangover, let alone with a huge jagged gap in the middle.

[King Gizzard]

I would have memory wanks but the thing is she looked like Professor Trelawny

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by michael21

did it grow back

omg

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I was drunk, and I think I did it by falling into a plant pot... haven't really got a clue tbh, I didn't even notice until the morning after. The worst feeling is usually licking around your mouth to find it all dry and smelly in the morning of a hangover, let alone with a huge jagged gap in the middle.

yeah it would me too

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Probably being kegged at like 15 year old infront of the whole school while not wearing knickers :/

Managed to laugh it off though, if I had let everyone know how embarassed i was it would have been 100x worse.


Also fell down a huge flight of stairs in a busy bar while wearing a skirt when I was drunk and about 17/18. Got stuck in a heap in a corner at the bottom and couldnt for the life of me get back up. Had to wait for my mates to stop laughing (which took much longer than it should have ) to help me up

Hmm, my friends probably took even longer when I fell in a club and wedged myself between two tables... one of my friends was even bringing folk over for a look and a laugh .. then a guy tripped over my legs, flung his drink in my face and landed on top of me! Eventually a bouncer rescued me.

[AnnieK]

I have so many embarrassing moments to choose from...that it's that that is actually embarrassing

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Hmm, my friends probably took even longer when I fell in a club and wedged myself between two tables... one of my friends was even bringing folk over for a look and a laugh .. then a guy tripped over my legs, flung his drink in my face and landed on top of me! Eventually a bouncer rescued me.

That sounds horrific

[Roy Mars III]

just this afternoon when i almost killed someone while driving because i was staring at a woman who was walking on the sidewalk

[King Gizzard]

very embarrassing there roy

[Roy Mars III]

very much so

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Hmm, my friends probably took even longer when I fell in a club and wedged myself between two tables... one of my friends was even bringing folk over for a look and a laugh .. then a guy tripped over my legs, flung his drink in my face and landed on top of me! Eventually a bouncer rescued me.

[Kate!]

I was about 19, in a club with my mates, plastered, and this guy came and sat with me, next thing I leant forward and vommed all over his shoes.

Oh the shame.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I was about 19, in a club with my mates, plastered, and this guy came and sat with me, next thing I leant forward and vommed all over his shoes.

Oh the shame.

[RichardG]

I had a very very embarrassing moment in economics today

I had to move seats to swap with someone who kept talking. The new guy I was next to said hello etc etc and then lifted up his hand. It wasn't even facing me but for some stupid reason I thought he was going to shake my hand so I sort of put my hand on his. I then realised he didn't intend to shake my hand but I was almost too embarrassed to remove my hand so I awkwardly clenched my fist instead and kept my fist on his hand. He was staring at me like 'wtf??' and I was staring at him absolutely mortified and then I slowly slid my fist off his hand, tried to make an excuse for why I stuck my fist on his hand and said 'my hand was sweaty so I didn't want to shake yours' it was so embarrassing. I have to sit next to him for the rest of the year now.

[Ammi]

..do you mean he would have thought you were being aggressive/going to hit him, Richard..?..

[King Gizzard]

camping with school and going to have a shower in a portashower, opening the door and my female teacher standing there naked. Obviously forgot to lock the door, it said vacant when I went to open it

she screamed/generally looked disgusted, **** was I ever taking the blame though, wasn't my fault