[Alf]

1) Reich Bailer - Cherie Blair, got by Kate

2) Rashly bred gent

3) A close try

4) Lacking tone - Nat King Cole, got by Kate

5) Blob recreation - Robbie Coltrane, got by Ammi

6) Cruel Sergeant - General Custer, got by Kate

7) Saved Tibet - Bette Davis, got by Kate

8) Sex advised - David Essex, got by Kate

9) La chick farts a lot - Calista Flockhart, got by Ammi

10) A dodgy Joe - Jade Goody, got by Kate

11) Mega star in Hell - Leslie Grantham, got by Kate

12) The unsocial nag - Angelica Huston - got by Kate

13) Dildo marvel - David Mellor. got by Kate

14) A famous German waltz God - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, got by Shaun

15) An old tarts din

16) Rugged Kisser - Greg Rusedski, got by Kate

17) Harlot cries - Claire Short, got by Marc

18) He's darned mighty

19) Violent sore, Oliver Stone, got by Kate

20) Alleviating Danes