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Old 10-05-2014, 05:22 PM #1
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Default Help! Fake tan disater!!!!
As many of you know I fell flat on my face and broke my nose... as you do. tomorrow I have a family event so thought why not get a haircut, spruce myself up.

I asked for crew cut she gave me cone head. I then went to boots to buy fake tan as I need to cover up all this brusing on my face. I thought why not go all out and look all exotic.

As I applied the tan, it kept getting darker and darker till finally I looked Somalian.

I tried scrubbing my face but nothing! Then noticed my eyebrows and eyelashes were brown. So right now im sat in front of a handheld mirror applying mascara to my eyebrows. I must say the sales girl at Boots was very unsympathetic.

How do I get this stuff off my face coz I look like ive been rolling around in sh!t.
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I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious
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I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious
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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
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I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.

Maybe a photo would help us advise you?
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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
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I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.

Maybe a photo would help us advise you?
Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.

My god im the elephant man but brown.
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Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.

My god im the elephant man but brown.
I'm sure it will fade in time, Daniel.
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Lemon juice is quite good for removing fake tan. I've removed streaks with it. Good luck!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

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So the girls name was Jackie...."Yeah Brackie".

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OMG I was gonna post about the friends episode with the black light.

"Why do you have a black light its 1999?!?!"
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