[Mrluvaluva]

Witness a miracle
Jesus appears on backside of beloved pet!

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol. It's true! It's from The Daily Mirror. So it must be.

[lily.]

As an athiest I believe that all religion is a pile of ar5e. So, it's quite apt. I might use that pic as my avatar.

[Mrluvaluva]

Ahhhh! Defeating the swear filter is a punishable crime! I am a bit disturbed that a dogs butthole could be seen at the face of Jesus?!

[lily.]

Yeah, well, i'm all outta punishments really. The next one is a 7 day ban, and I can do that standing on my head.. LoL.. I'm pixel-tough.. didn't you know that?

[Mrluvaluva]

Look, the subject is about the dogs bum hole. Do you think when it craps it is seen as a miracle??

[lily.]

Aye, the immaculate doo-doo.

[Mrluvaluva]

How do you think the owner discovered this? "I was staring at the dogs arse one afternoon, when I noticed something peculiar. On closer inspection.....".

[lily.]

"on closer inspection.. my dog had an impromptu shart... you know the kind where you fart and a tiny bit of sh!t comes out...

.. anyway, after wiping the brown from my face, I exclaimed "Jesus Christ - ya dirty b@stard!", and lo and behold..............

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol. ........The image of Christ appeared on the dogs bum hole. Now everyone wants to visit and kiss the dogs ass.

[lily.]

Yeah, that's a plan. I wish the image would appear on mine then.. cuz I know quite a few ppl who can seriously kiss my ass! LoL

[Mrluvaluva]

You will need to grow some hair on it first. lol

[lily.]

No thanks, I'll pass on that ...

[Mrluvaluva]

The photo on this thread is the dogs bollocks (and bum hole). lol

[lily.]

That was bad, even by your barrel scraping standards.

[Mrluvaluva]

I like ur new avvy. It's respectful.

[lily.]

Thanks, It's meant to be. This kinda stuff affects me.