[Kristen]

Fly-on-the-wall show Katie & Peter aired for the first time on America’s E! Channel at the weekend.

And Yank audiences are giving Jordan, real name Katie Price, a kicking, describing her as an Oompa-Loompa with breasts. My talented artists have imagined how an Oompa-Jordan might look, above.

And, as if comparing the busty model to a tiny worker from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory wasn’t hurtful enough, Peter gets written off as her tubby hubby.

Confused US viewers have also been switching off in droves because they can’t understand Jordan’s accent. Katie Lynn, from Beverly Hills, said: “Katie looks like an Oompa Loompa with tits.

“And I can’t understand a thing Katie says. Her tubby hubby is almost as bad.

“I’m still watching — but I’ve put it on mute.

“We have enough trashy people in America. Did you have to go to another country to find losers?”

Mel, from LA, added: “I can’t understand a word they are saying.

“This show is weird.”

It’s not the best news for Peter and Jordan. The couple have made a big effort to promote the show in America.

The Sun

[GiRTh]

Sweet.

How did they think they were going to make it in America with no talent. You have to be born into money and have a famous family name to do that.

[Kristen]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Sweet.

How did they think they were going to make it in America with no talent. You have to be born into money and have a famous family name to do that.

If you look at American gossip magazines they're filled with Parcole, American Idol people, Anna Nicole, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears.
I didn't really think the US would warm to them tho.
Still some reality tv people have gone on to have Jade-like careers in the US like Rob and Amber and Trish from 'The Bachelorette.'

[lily.]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Sweet.

How did they think they were going to make it in America with no talent. You have to be born into money and have a famous family name to do that.

Referring to anyone in particular there G?

[Kristen]

Originally posted by Stropz

Referring to anyone in particular there G?

Well obviously Parcole.
Anna Nicole probably fits in to that category as well.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Stropz

Referring to anyone in particular there G?

Does any one, or ones, spring to mind?

[lily.]

Well, now you come to mention it, yes.

Born into Money: Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie
Famous family name: Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Stropz
Well, now you come to mention it, yes.

Born into Money: Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie
Famous family name: Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie

It like we're telepathic.

[lily.]

It is indeed!

[GiRTh]

I was indeed thinking of those two when I typed it.

[lily.]

I could tell. I know how much you love those girls.

[MarkWaldorf]

Well I'm not freaking surprised they couldn't understand them. LA types are 'Hey ya'll" and that ****. Who says we understand them?

[Sophii3x]

oh dear, we love it over here though!

[Red Moon]

Just to show how odd some of the viewers are one said was so rubbish they were going to watch every show.