[Conzors]

Ive heard rumors that the stairs would have a platform going left and then the doors to enter the house (As Shown Below)

but on the heat magazine it doesnt have that platform. ( As Shown Below)

which one is right?

[mozzymozmoz]

i just think it was up there for maintenance on the screen etc

[Ruth*Star]

i think the picture in heat is right

[lily.]

They aren't having stairs this year. They are having big tubular structures which use jets of air to propel the contestants up.

[Mrluvaluva]

I heard that! And when you get evicted, a trap door opens into a swamp of snakes and cow dung.

[lily.]

Yeah, that was in the Daily Blah last week.

[Stu]

Come on you idiots , its 2007 , teleportation is the only way.

[lily.]

Yeah, stairs are so 1988 dahhh-lin...

[Mrluvaluva]

I heard that Stu! They have a new "Rainbow" teleportation module called "The Trism".

[Stu]

Perhaps just a big metal slide. It would make for much better live tv. Especially if the said person has to leave the house.

[Conzors]

Lol..Or you could just acctually be ejected from the house...

like go up through the roof and land in the crowd

[lily.]

Yeah, and they could have them come down the slide or the 'trism' into a big skip full of potato peelings and rotten cabbage.

[Mrluvaluva]

No Conzors. They come out in a "Death Slide". It's like a water slide, but ends up in a shark and alligator pool full of jellyfish. They are greeted by Steve-O

[Stu]

All lies I tell you. They exit out of a big replica of Davinas womb.

[Mrluvaluva]

Could be the entrance Stu? Have you got your facts right? I heard the HM's had to dress up as sperm and swim up Davinas womb to an "implanted" egg. Last two to get there are up for automatic eviction.

[Cody™]

LMAO! u guys are hilarious

[Stu]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Could be the entrance Stu? Have you got your facts right? I heard the HM's had to dress up as sperm and swim up Davinas womb to an "implanted" egg. Last two to get there are up for automatic eviction.

And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.

[lily.]

I'm not touching that.

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Stu

And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.

Accoring to cold magazine it's actually going to be Davina in a tank borrowed from Mr.T and the tank shoots out netting to keep you captured whilst the public throw rotten eggs at them, sounds a bit tame to me.

[lily.]

What kind of tank? Is it a homemade one that was created out of old bits of metal and welding equipment which just happened to be in the garage they got locked in by the bad guys?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.

LMFAO! At least she aint preggers this time. Could be a bit controversial!

[Dan_]

Originally posted by L
What kind of tank? Is it a homemade one that was created out of old bits of metal and welding equipment which just happened to be in the garage they got locked in by the bad guys?

No, Mr.T would pity the fool who had a homemade tank, it's the one he uses in that new snickers advert.Speaking of that advert, it's in England right? well he used to say I ain't getting no plane fool, so how did he get here? Lord on a trike!

[lily.]

Christ on a bike? They drugged his nesquik with ritalin.

[Stu]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva

LMFAO! At least she aint preggers this time. Could be a bit controversial!

And in a new twist to confuse housemates , absoloutely every piece of furniture and every room will be eye shaped.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Dan_

No, Mr.T would pity the fool who had a homemade tank, it's the one he uses in that new snickers advert.Speaking of that advert, it's in England right? well he used to say I ain't getting no plane fool, so how did he get here? Lord on a trike!

By the "Rainbow" trism of course!