[Ammi]

..to answer or to not....

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..

6. Do you have tattoos..?..

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..

11. What if God was one of us..?..

[Cal.]

1. American Dad
2. Just now when my dog had a random stretch on his walk.
3. A bird and a rabbit in the same pen in my neighbours garden.
4. Few days ago..
5. Nikki Grahame
6. No
7. I did nothing.
8. Chilli wedges.
9. The chicken because the existence of the egg is an adaptation which allowed baby birds to be safer whilst developing then being insid the mother who had time to collect food and make a best without being hindered by her pregnan state.
10. I don't really care.

[Jay.]

1. Big Brother
2. This morning
3. I can't remember
4. About a year ago ;o
5. Alex Turner and Pixie Lott
6. Nope, but I might get some in the future
7. A meal with mumma + a meal with pals
8. I'm a great cook + stuffed peppers and potato wedges
9. Tired
10. The egg
11. I'd say hey

[Ninastar]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..

Family Guy I think

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..

I have this joke with a friend, where we find things like an old man/monkey/llama etc and say that they are each others mums... pathetic but always makes me laugh

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..

Not that I can think of!

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..

On thursday!!!

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..

Naya Rivera so I could ask her WTF is going on with her life.

6. Do you have tattoos..?..

No, but I do know what I want.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..

We went to my fave restaurant WHICH IS NOW CLOSED :'(

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...

yeaahh

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..

Excited... I'm going rock climbing soon.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..

Chicken

11. What if God was one of us..?..

Me, surprise Bitches.

[Nick.]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Big Brother

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Can't remember.

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
Sadly not.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
Ages ago.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Boris Johnson.

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
Nope.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
A bit.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Dandy.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
Chicken.

11. What if God was one of us..?..
That would be interesting.

Riveting answers I think you'll find.

[Adamw92]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Wizards of Waverly Place

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Today at work

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
Not really, no.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
I think maybe 8 years ago, I've been wanting to a lot lately though

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Leona Lewis

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
Nope.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
Went to the cinema and spent the day with friends.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
No

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Hot and tired

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
The chicken.

11. What if God was one of us..?..
Uhm...

[Firewire]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..

First episode of "The 100" – enjoyed so will watch the full series

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..

I laughed out loud today but I can't remember what it was about

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..

Mariah's pics on her Facebook

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..

A few days ago

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..

Rihanna

6. Do you have tattoos..?..

Nope

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..

I didn't do anything because my friends cancelled on me

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...

Beans on toast

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..

Very good

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..

Tadpoles

11. What if God was one of us..?..

Just a slob like one of us...

[Shaun]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Family Guy
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Earlier, watching the Simpsons (the episode where Homer forms a neighborhood watch and the bar scene where they elect him <3 "Somebody else!" "I'm somebody else!" "He's RIGHT!"
3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
I have virtually no skin on my baby toe at the moment so that looks pretty gross.
4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
About eight years ago I'm good at it just don't want to take my top off LOL
5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Zayn Malik. I'd have the ass to go.
6. Do you have tattoos..?..
NO
7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
I didn't :'(
8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
I apparently do a mean cottage pie but I'm more of a baker than a cook... although I'm usually "the guy that cooks the chinese stuff" in this house.
9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Sore but weirdly delighted.
10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
The egg.
11. What if God was one of us..?..
do you mean Kate Bush?

[Sophiee]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
big brother.

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
earlier today.

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
not really.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
years ago when I was at school.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
too many choices .

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
yes.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
went shopping.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
not very well I prefer baking cakes.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
excited.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
egg.

11. What if God was one of us..?..
he's not.

[Jarrod]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Family Guy

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Just, my friend sent me a message and it made me laugh

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
It depends.. The sky was a weird colour earlier.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
Two years ago </3

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Liam Payne

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
I don't, but I'd like one.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
I didn't really.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
I can, but I don't have a signature dish.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Content.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
No clue

11. What if God was one of us..?..
I'd treat him the same as every other member of society.

[Princess]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Home and Away

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Today? Maybe yesterday, definitely yesterday if not today

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
Define weird

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
Two years ago maybe, I love swimming, wish I did it more.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Caroline Flack. Take That and David Beckham would be awesome too. But I've met Caroline twice now and she followed me on Twitter the other day and I'd like to think next time she met me she might remember me so lunch would be nice.

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
Not yet

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
Went for lunch with my mum and my bestie and then ended up watching six hours of Take That DVDs with them and they couldn't complain because it was my birthday, soz...

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
I can cook. Not sure about signature dish but I make a nice risotto

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Thirsty

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
A circle has no beginning

11. What if God was one of us..?..
He isn't, or she isn't, God isn't real.

[mooo]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?.. big brother

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?.. right now at that question

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..the pasta my brother made

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..when i was about 10

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..Ashleigh<3

6. Do you have tattoos..?..nope

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..went for a meal with the fam

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...like baking cakes

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..have lots of energy

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..egg

11. What if God was one of us..?..he isnt hes above us

[LaLaLand]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..? Gogglebox
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..? An hour ago
3. Have you seen anything weird recently..? Not that I recall
4. When was the last time you went swimming..? When I was 11 with school (I'm now 24)
5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..? Stephen Fry
6. Do you have tattoos..? Loads, a full sleeve on left arm and 3 on right arm.
7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..? Pub with a select group of friends
8. Can you cook/sig. dish..? Ish, omelette lol
9. How are you feeling right this second..? Sweaty
10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..? Egg
11. What if God was one of us..? That's no question to ask an atheist!

[armand.kay]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..

Wizards of Waverly place

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..

Reading my twitter tl

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..

Some weirdo graphics for sale online

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..

Like a week before Ramadan don't know the actual date

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..

Nicki minaj / left eye (if they can be dead)

6. Do you have tattoos..?..

Eww no.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..

Nothing just Cake

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...

Yes I can cook. Anything salon as I have a recipe to follow.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..

Bored

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..

Egg because dinosaurs laid eggs and they were before chickens... Also.. apparently some Dino's evolved into birds idk.

11. What if God was one of us..?..

It's me...jk.

[Natalie.]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Towie
2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Yesterday probably but don't know what at
3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
Not that I can remember
4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
Don't know!
5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Probably Paul O'Grady or Chris Moyles
6. Do you have tattoos..?..
Nah, they're not for me
7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
Went out for a bit
8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
Not my strong point
9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
Not too bad
10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
Kinder Egg
11. What if God was one of us..?..
He is

[AnnieK]

..to answer or to not....

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?.. Curious George -I have no control over the TV anymore

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..about 2 minutes ago

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?.. Not really

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..On holiday in may

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?. Noel Gallagher

6. Do you have tattoos..?..yep....very discreet and personal though

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?.. Out with friends for meal and drinks

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...I can cook but don't really have a signature dish....

9. How are you feeling right this second..?.. Pretty good thanks...

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..egg

11. What if God was one of us..?..Like a stranger on the bus?

[mrflibble]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?.. I don't watch TV

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?.. Dunno

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?.. No

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?.. 8 years ago?

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?.. Michael Palin and/or Stephen Merchant

6. Do you have tattoos..?.. No

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?.. Watched the entire Hellraiser series alone in my room with a cake

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?... No

9. How are you feeling right this second..?.. Bored, bit tired

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?.. Egg, though perhaps not an actual 'egg' but like an ova egg

11. What if God was one of us..?.. Real?
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[Alf]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?.. Commonwealth Games

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?.. Last night at Bob Fossil while watching the Mighty Boosh

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?.. Nothing comes to mind

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?.. over five years ago

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?.. Caroline Aherne

6. Do you have tattoos..?.. No

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?.. I just got Oliver Twist at home.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?... Yes, I do a smashing cottage pie

9. How are you feeling right this second..?.. Hungry

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?.. The Egg

11. What if God was one of us..?.. Then Joan Osborne would never have had a top ten hit.

[Jack.]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV-Liverpool game

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud. Today but can't remember what about

3. Have you seen anything weird recently-No not really

4. When was the last time you went swimming-About 7/8 Years ago.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with-Ricky Wilson

6. Do you have tattoos-No but I want to get some.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday-Went for a meal and then bowling.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?..-I can bake but I can not cook to save my life

9. How are you feeling right this second-Tired

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg-Chicken

11. What if God was one of us..?..He be getting his funk on to the latest Gaga album

[Redway]

1. Family Guy

2. Not a clue

3. Last night

4. Last year, should do it again sometime

5. Eminem

6. Yup

7. A meal with mates

8. Only basic stuff and don't have a sig. dish

9. Bored

10. Chicken

11. Thankfully he's a myth

[GypsyGoth]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Judge Judy!!

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Earlier today

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
I found this green caterpillar in a bit of broccoli I was chopping.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
Ages ago, I hate it.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Judge Judy!!!

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
Nope, but I might get one.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
I think I went for a meal with family.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
Yep, I'm good at some stuff.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
So-so, thanks for asking

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
The chicken. She was born with the ability to lay eggs, however she didn't come from an egg. It was just an evolutionary step.

11. What if God was one of us..?..
God would still be an asshole.

[coffee]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..
Ironman Armoured adventures.

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Fake laughed when little boy I nanny for done something not funny.

3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..
I seen a short black guy in a while battered clown mask and a light beige shirt and chinos with crocs on sitting at piccadilly circus just...sitting.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..
March I think.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..
Demi Lovato.

6. Do you have tattoos..?..
Nope, Don't like them.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..
I had such a crap birthday I don't think I did anything? :'(

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...
I can cook but nothing special so ain't got one.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..
I've been sitting really crippled and slouched so got a pain under my titty like a stitch so feeling sore.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..
Naw.

11. What if God was one of us..?..
God isn't one of us cos if it was then it would be me and it ain't.

[Bollo]

1. Big Brother
2. Today at work on the phone with a client
3. An Achilles Piercing
4. Thursday...at the beach...well it was more paddling
5. Julian Casablancas
6. Yes...three
7. I always take the week off work to have drinks / dinner with family and friends...but last birthday added an extra coupla days to go shopping in Knightsbridge ...dahlinks
8.Yes. Chicken Dhansak is a speciality
9. Pretty good
10. The Egg...Aren't embryos formed from cell mutations originally? Then that embryo must of evolved to produce a chicken I reckon..
11. He is..he was created by man as a means to instill fear and control society...sorry was that a bit cynical?..

[smudgie]

1. What is the last thing you watched on TV..?..

BBOTS

2. When was the last time you laughed out loud..?..
Earlier today.


3. Have you seen anything weird recently..?..

Hmmmmmmmm.

4. When was the last time you went swimming..?..

Too long to remember.

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?..

Mark Benton

6. Do you have tattoos..?..

No, I had them all removed when I was pregnant.

7. How did you celebrate your last birthday..?..

Hubby was at work all day, it was Black Friday so I felt obligated to indulge in some retail therapy online.

8. Can you cook/sig. dish..?...

Yeah, just a bit.

9. How are you feeling right this second..?..

Tired, my bed is calling.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the egg..?..

Who cares.

11. What if God was one of us..?..

[Alf]

Originally Posted by smudgie

5. Which celebrity/famous person would you have lunch with..?

Mark Benton

I do like him as Eddie Bell in Early Doors