[Ryan57]

Thankfully I saw this before my closest ASDA shut. I dashed down like Usain Bolt and was met with a massive queue going back at least an estimated 75 yards.

I asked the chav infront of me if he knew what the long queue was all about, whilst also inhaling his stench of BO, he informed me, 'lyk every1 m8, 'ere for dat tippex'... ASDA had made people form a queue due to such unforeseen interest.

Finally, after waiting 35 minutes, it was my turn to get some Tippex. There were 20 left and I bought all 20 (YOLO). I stroll out the shop like Dwight Yorke after getting Katie Price into bed, and flashed my Tippex at them (that isn't a pun)... I walked slower and slower so I could register eye contact with every single person in line seeing the colour drain from their face, their dreams dashed and their errors unable to be tippexed out.

I then went home and just took the royal piss, I made mistakes for the sake of it just so I could use the Tippex. I went through FOUR of them in half an hour. The joy I got from this eclipsed anything from my childhood.

Today has been a day to remember...