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Old 17-05-2007, 01:18 PM #1
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Just a bit of fun, come in and sing us some lyrics from your favourite song.....

As host, i'd like to start with:



You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh, and I can't sing,
I'm finding it hard to do anything....

You know I feel sad, when you're sad,
I feel glad when you're glad,
If you only knew, what i'm going through,
I just can't smile without you....

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Old 17-05-2007, 01:24 PM #2
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Can't beat a bit of Manilow, eh?

Here we go.



To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just *****ing kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
*****ing kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and *****ing kill him).
*****ing kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
*****ing kill him, *****ing kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Just *****ing kill him! {repeats "death mantra"}
Amen
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Old 17-05-2007, 01:29 PM #3
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She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

[Whispered:] We're going into D-Minor

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Why don't you show me the little bit of sport
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead

Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance

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Old 17-05-2007, 01:31 PM #4
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Very festive choice of song there, Dr43%er!

Anyone wanna lighten the tone a little after that??
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Old 17-05-2007, 01:41 PM #5
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Well you did say from your fav song and at the mo that is my fav, :-)
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Do I attract you
Do I repulse you with my quesy smile
Am i too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesome
I could be loathesome
Guess i'm a little bit shy
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me?
Without making me try
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
but her looks were to sad
So i treid a little Freddy
I've gone identity mad
I could be brown
I could be Blue
I could be Violet Sky
I could be Hurtful
I could be Purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Walk out the door
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Old 17-05-2007, 01:44 PM #7
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Argggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Mika is everywhere!!!!!!!
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I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby.

I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me
Baby the minute i feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party

You're so sexy, tonight i am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me
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Close the door and take the stairs
Up or down, Ups and downs
Don't pretend you've never been there
You kiss me like an overdramatic actor
Who's starving for work
With one last shot to make it happen

You won the role, you've played your part
You've been cordially invited
But I'm not impressed
And I'm definately not excited
Cause the film runs a shallow budget
And the writer's subject script isn't any deeper
So dive right in

Hollywood hills and suburban thrills,
Hey you, who are you kidding?
I'm not like them. I won't buy in.
Hollywood hills and suburban thrills,
Hey you, who are you kidding?
Don't quit 'til 47.
Then we'll turn it up, and we'll play a little faster.

Take back everything you ever said
You never meant a word of it
You never did
Take back everything you said
You never meant a word of it
You never did

She said, 'Alright, alright slow down'
Oh no, oh no we won't
Cause I regret everything that I said
To ever make her feel like she was something special
Or that she ever really mattered
Or did she ever really matter?
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It's all going wrong.....

Whatever happened to the nice songs???

Here I lie, In a lost and lonely part of town
Held in time. In a world of tears I slowly drown
Going home, I just cant take it all alone
I really should be holding you
Holding you
Loving you
loving you

Tragedy
When the feelings gone and you cant go on
Its tragedy
When the morning cries and you dont know why
Its hard to bear
With no-one to love you youre
Goin nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
Its tragedy
When the morning cries and you dont know why
Its hard to bear
With no-one to love you youre
Going nowhere
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Last year, valentines day, you would spoil me, say
Babe, I love you, love you and I swear
Held you when you were sick heavin
The whole time I think to myself, this isnt fair

What is this I see (no)
You dont come home to me (oh, no)
When you dont come home to me (man)
Cant deal, cant bear

You keep tellin me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And youre (b****) caught out there

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

So sick of your games, Ill set your truck to flames
And watch it blow up, blow up, tell me (how you gonna see it now)
So far Im sincere {i love you}, fabrications in my ear
Drive me so far up the wall, I come slidin down

What is this I see (I dont believe this)
You dont come home to me
When you dont come home to me
I cant deal, cant bear (I wont)

You keep tellin me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I hope youre happy
Since youre caught out there

Yeah, youve been caught
Yo, come on
Come on

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

(shes so) oh, cheap, so vulgar, not me, why the hell her
Look, she dresses (look at her) a mess, what do you see (I dont know)
Its not all about cash (hell, no), nor how much you flash
How I dress is a reflection of me

What is this I see
You dont come home to me (uh-uh)
When you dont come home to me
Cant deal, cant bear (told you I wont)

You keep tellin me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I got somethin for yall
Since youre caught out there

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
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You've been a bad bad boy
I'm gonna take my time so enjoy
There's no need to feel no shame
Relax and sip upon my champagne
Cos i'm gonna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist
You nasty Boy
I'll give you sme Ooh La La
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot bothered and wet
You nasty boy
Baby for all it's worth
I swear i'll be the first
To blow your mind
Now if you're ready come and get m
I'll give you that hot sweet sexy lovin
Hush now don't say a word
I'm gonna give you what you deserve
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy
Ooh there I go again
I need a spankin
Cos i've been bad
So let my body do the talking
I'll slip you that hot sweet sexy lovin

*Chrisitna Aguilera*
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Old 17-05-2007, 02:03 PM #13
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Just in case anyone was interested as to how the quaint little ditty from my post goes then follow the link. Ignore the fan video and bathe in the the pure hate of the song. Not safe for work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxOoJ...elated&search=
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