[Romantic Old Bird]

If you are thinking what I am thinking Kaz, you should be aware that a certain two ladies might also be travelling south on the old Norton that weekend.

Obviously, they will reveal nothing, but Flossy has been frenzied with activity, trimming the hedge back severely, and putting in hardy perrenials instead of the normal display of Impatiens
and Begonias

Bunty is looking very flushed indeed.

She has invested in a completely new wardrobe of casual, easy care garments , in attractive crimplene. She has apparently informed the League of Friends that she will not man the tombola stall for them at the summer fete.

Tongues are wagging, and although everyone knows Bunty is normally incapable of keeping anything to herself, on this occasion she is keeping herself very much to herself.

Yesterday she called into the newsagents and cancelled her subscription to People's Friend and Woman's Weekly. This is unheard of.

Floss has a very smug and self satisfied look on her face which cannot surely STILL be entirely attributed to the night she spent sharing bed and breakfast accomodation with Paul Clarke.

Something is afoot.

Imagine, Sticks, Floss and Bunty..............

Could they possibly be all heading in the same direction?

Will the programme makers seriously rue the day that they ommitted a love shack from their plans?

Will Splodge get his money's worth out of E4 after all?

The answers to these questions and many more will be revealed very, very soon!