[Liam-]

Amazing

[T*]

When this was sent to me I nearly spat out my lucky charms and it weirdly mademe cry from laughing. It's short, but it's sweet. Very well done MoMo

[Mitchell]

Do we have to change personas every week

[T*]

Originally Posted by Pothuthic

Do we have to change personas every week

Oh god no.

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses ain't going nowhere.

[T*]

Where's that bitch Shaun? -taps watch-

[Liam-]

Not the judges being late again.

[T*]

Oh yeah, the public is voting tonight

[Liam-]

Oh welp, seeya.

[Natalie.]

thank you

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Oh welp, seeya.

My thoughts exactly.

[Cal.]

Whose up next?

[T*]

Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses

I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

[T*]

I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?

Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.

Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

[Cal.]

#1 on iTunes Chart already

[T*]

beautiful. i am moist

[Cal.]

not really omg its worse than i thought

[Liam-]

I just noticed there's a spelling mistake in my song, Thomas, can i resend you it with the mistake changed?

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses' performance would basically be a re-hash of Britney's 2001 Performance, with the snake around her neck.

[Amy Jade]

If I survive til next week I am deffo singing haha

[Natalie.]

brilliantly done

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses getting the Misha B treatment?

[Liam-]

Embarrassing thirst? bitch please.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Embarrassing thirst? bitch please.

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses is not impressed.

[T*]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

I just noticed there's a spelling mistake in my song, Thomas, can i resend you it with the mistake changed?

HURRY UP
YOu're after the next act