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I knew Victoria Beckham must have a fan somewhere. Here she is! "I try to get at least two comments a day about how much I look like Victoria," she says on her VT while parading about doing a heavily honed "constipated duck" pout ŕ la Beckham.

Who are these people who get told a couple of times that they resemble someone and then think "Oh, I know, I'll devote my whole life to this! That's a good idea. That's much better than being myself and developing my own personality!" These people mystify me.

I'm looking forward to some of Chanelle's defensive rants about Victoria Beckham, especially the one about how she "totally eats loads all the time" and how that Truesteppers record with Dane Bowers didn't sound like a fork caught in a lawnmower.