[Amy]

School pupils typically go a little mad on their last day of term. And the housemates are no different.

Since being woken by the school bell and attending roll call, the pupils of this week's Big Brother Primary School have been on what seems like a permanent break-time.

But they haven't been doing a very good job of keeping themselves entertained.

It seems that the children have become dependent on the structure of the school day, to the point that even class rebel Victor - who has previously described the lessons he's been forced to attend as "bulls***", has made a trip to the Diary Room to ask the Headmaster for some education.

When he failed to procure any, he took to plodding around the garden with the waistband of his shorts tucked under his buttocks, sticking his crotch out.

Seeing this, Jason cut in and accused Victor of having stuffed a sock down his pants to create the illusion of a larger package. "Jason, stop hating," Victor told his fellow Jungle Cat. "You've exposed yourself as a jealous guy. You've gone down in my estimations."

Stuart, meanwhile, had taken to alleviating his boredom by doing an impression of a steeplechase runner around the garden - leaping over the House furniture and around the garden at breakneck speed.

Becki, still in slightly skittish mode, asked Michelle to draw some eyeballs on her eyelids so as to create the impression that she was wide awake while she slept in the bedroom.

Still eager for learning, the entire group gathered indoors and began to test one another's knowledge on capital cities, using their world map as a reference point.

Ahmed displayed a particularly impressive knowledge of Caribbean islands but Stuart's geographical knowledge was a little below par. "That's gotta be in Eastern Europe," he said of Libya.

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