[Amy]

LESLEY

ONE of the great BB quotes of all time: "I am more bored than is acceptable to me, in the sense that I have better things to do." Don't we all, dear.

CHANELLE

BONDING closer to Ziggy, they talked into the night before she fondly bade him, "Night stupid." "See you later ******face," he cooed. Modern romance.

LAURA

A CROSS between Beth Ditto and Rose West, tried to smuggle in an UMBRELLA. House being the operative word - as in place with no rain.

EMILY

COULDN'T cope with the fact Charley wasn't name-dropping but actually knows some of our finest footballers: cousin Kieran, and Darren Fletcher...

CAROLE

"SAVED Chanelle from a spider," according to Dermot O'Dreary. Wow, must have been pretty massive, although that would have made good television.

CHARLEY

ON this show, you've got to like anyone who everyone already hates and regards as argumentative. Don't you? Maybe not.

SHABNAM

TRIED to smuggle in a Teach Yourself To Moonwalk Masterclass DVD (as you do). Even though the house does not have a DVD player. Cunning.

THE TWINS

IDENTICAL twins are, by their very nature, fascinating. Possibly until now. Lost without their hair straighteners, though aren't we all?

ZIGGY

HANDSOME, calm, cool... boring. The Steve Macmanamanananan lookalike has the task of getting to know the girls. Hopefully not in the Biblical sense.

NICKY

HATES men so much her favourite singer is Mary J. Blige. Has Dermot O'Dreary mentioned she hates all men. Yes. Hates all men.

TRACEY

HER childhood pin-up was Aunt Sally when Worzel Gummidge seems a more obvious role model. Although not with his astute straw brain.

betfair odds

To win: Laura 6-1; Carole 9-1; Ziggy 10-1; Nicky 16-1; Chanelle 18-1; Tracey 24-1; Emily 26-1; Sam 27- 1; Amanda, Lesley 28-1; Shabnam 54-1; Charley 99-1.

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