[Kyle]

1 Kirk

1:13 and low Kirk looked at the ground around him and saw that it was good 14 and he said that he who hath created a thread about religion be damned surely by those that moddeth the forum above 15 and he spoke unto his apostle trumpet who by now had been twisted by sodomy and said 16 why hath you disappointed the mods above? You have disobeyed the great laws set by the almighty and hath incited great hatred in the land of serious debates 17 and he replied I hath no link to the divine I am a renegade and the laws of the great mods apply to me not for I am but man and man is free to transgress as he wish 18 and just then from the sky a great ban hammer fell and cleaved trumpet in twain to the point Kirk fell to the floor and clasped his loins in great grief