[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

I spoke with a very progressive Councillor once that suggested that once passed that people once passed could be used to generate energy by a facility attached to the crematorium, I think that is a good idea.
Ether that or as Joe says family plots, it's all for land anyway as it's at a premium right now, councils don't want to waste money filling it with dead people.

Shades of Zyklon 'B'?

Why don't we just freeze them all immediately upon death (or within a week whilst still 'fresh-ish') and ship them abroad to feed starving cannibals? I mean, there must be a few tribes of starving cannibals hiding somewhere on the globe.

Or how about dressing up all the dead in full army battle fatigues and propping them up in troop carriers to make all our many enemies believe that we still have a formidable army instead of the three dozen soldiers we do still have?

(I love this game of theorising what to do with our dead now - the possibilities are endless.)